cleantopia

when your lady washes and preps that pussy real nice for eat.

man, becky cleaned that pushy good ...IT WAS CLEANTOPIA !!!!

by cookin dat chow July 4, 2023

[iChat cleanup]

when people graduate or move and find new friends; usually deleting people they do not talk to any more on i.m. accounts

Mike got rid of me on his i.m. account during his iChat cleanup

by Kev :-P June 13, 2008

Contingency Cleaning

Mad, hurried cleaning of one's living quarters, with the expectation of securing a first visit by a member of the opposite sex. Said quarters usually are in such a state of disarray, that only large amounts of caffeine or adrenaline can accomplish the seemingly impossible task. Often accompanied by attempts to make one's quarters "chick-friendly", by purchasing such essential items as: soap, toilet paper, water, and anything to put in the refrigerator other than beer, salasa, and leftover pizza.

Dude, I'm doing mad Contingency Cleaning because Juliana may actually want to come over after her third 7&7.

by Radio Paulie October 30, 2008

Jamaican Cleaner

The term Jamaican Cleaner is an act where a Jamaican, or darker colored female, takes a can of beans and shoves them up a males asshole. Then grabs a vacuum and sucks them all out.

Hey! Want a Jamaican Cleaner?

by extremecreamteam April 7, 2010

gill cleaner

An alternate, slang term for a napkin.

Hey James, hand me a gill cleaner, I'm about to get this food all over me.

by dcl94 June 16, 2010

curtousy clean

stoner rule to clean a used piece before selling it to a friend

he didnt do a curtousy clean!
brooooooo

by youngboi47474747474747474747 February 28, 2011

Birthday Cleaning

When you receive a Facebook message telling you of your "friends" birthdays and you suddenly realize you neither know or like these people so you "unfriend" them.

"Dude, I got a Facebook message today telling me about 27 peoples birthdays coming up this month who I fucking hate. So, I did some Birthday Cleaning. Happy birthday dicks!

by MattMat757 March 1, 2011