choden

1. A penis that is wider than it is long.

2. Someone who is fatter than they are tall.

1. Man, I bet that fuckhead has a choden.

2. Fuck that guy is such a choden.

choden by tommyC March 7, 2004

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The Chode

Somebody that is a really chodey person.
Who can't stop saying CHODE!!!!!!!
Someone who has a chode dog!!!!!!!

Eric is a CHODE!!!!!
He is a lazy Chode!!!!!
He can also be a super Chode!!!!!
You don't want to be the chode!!!!
Chodes are stupid!!!!!

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Steve is a fuckin chodespank.

chode by Booyea February 6, 2003

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Not long and skinny but short and stubby

My boyfriend has a chode and he want me to give him a blow job but it was to small

chode by crunky March 28, 2005

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An overall jerk, asshole, moron or dumbass.

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1) short stubby dick

2) creepy people

1) I bet President Bush has a chode...

2) ew! that guys a total chode!

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A nob thats wider than it is long probably hard to grip.

An insult

1 his chode is really hard to wank
2 shut up u fucking chode
3 people who actually use chode as an insult

chode by jo31111 July 31, 2007

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