All My Children

On January 5, 1970 All My Children first came onto daytime television. The show takes place in Pine Valley, a town where more people have gotten away with murder and “died” then came back from the dead. The main families on the show are the Martins, the Kanes, the Cortlandts, the Chandlers, and so many more. Erica Kane (Susan Lucci) and Joe Martin (Ray MacDonnell) are the only original characters and cast members still on the show. Erica Kane is probably the most known and loved actress on the show (she’s been on since it first aired.) Erica has been married more times than anyone can count and has been in jail quite a few times as well. All my Children is probably the most beloved soap opera on television today. Many of the viewers have been watching it since day one.

Barb: What's the first thing on your Tivo season pass?
Sandy: All my Children, of course
Barb: I should have known that!

by Maddie Kate September 26, 2008

CHILDREN!

(v.) To be run over by a van with the word "CHILDREN" painted upon the side.

I got childrened when I walked into oncoming traffic.

by B-Drac August 17, 2003

Man Child

A full grown man, over the age of 20, who still needs to be spported finacially or emotionally by his parents. May or may not live at home with parents, but needs consistant reassurement. Is unable to have healthy relationships with women because of childish behavior, but is in desperate need of someone. May or maynot be a fanboy or gamer.

-"hey mom, i know you took me to peter's house yesterday, but he is going to watch logan's run and i haven't seen it in 12 years. oh, and i might bring his sister back here for dinner, but don't make the liver and onions."
-"John, take the goddamn bus and stop being such a man child."

by Aimerwillardilson January 17, 2009

odd child

a child or person who does something especially strange or weird. Usually they spazz at random moments which just adds to their appeal.

oh damn! that sovann just spazzed out, what an odd child

by thathighgirl June 6, 2010

bus children

when you see someone from your school in public. and you want to alert someone of them without the fellow classmates knowing you say "bus children"

oh my god danielle! there are mad bus children here!

by Danielledanhunter November 5, 2010

The City of Inbred Children

A story written by some middle school kid last year; The "epic" story about some fag and Jesus going to a lost city.

Jon: Did you read The City of Inbred Children yet?

MJ: Fuck na

by Stephen Cronlicus April 4, 2009

Dr. Quinn Medicine Child

A child conceived during an episode of Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman. Brought on by the romance of Dr. Quinn and Sully.

Person 1: "Whoa, did you know Joe was a Dr. Quinn Medicine Child?"

Person 2: "No, but now I can see why he looks like Sully. "

by Big_Red_Bri January 23, 2009