cunt cheez

(1) a complete fuckin idiot (2) vaginal spewage usually from an STD or yeast infection

(1) Brig fucks everything up, she's such a cunt cheez! (2) I went down on Shelly last night and she had cunt cheez dripping out!

by jcrocsmooth January 26, 2009

playing chess with the pope

Playing chess with the pope sounds like the classiest way possible to spend your time. Unfortunately, in Iceland, it doesn’t mean enjoying a dignified pastime with a religious leader, but rather is a polite way to say you’re “going number 2”. We have no information on the pope’s thoughts on the matter, nor his abilities as a chess player.

Question: Hey, where is Michael?
Answer:Probably playing chess with the pope.(taking a shit)

by bjozzi December 8, 2017

The Cheese of Truth

The slice of cheese which hath graced us with the knowledge that “Immigrants cause cancer”

“The Cheese of Truth” Immigrants cause Cancer

by Nick_vlam May 15, 2018

Punny cheb

A word used by lairds in north wales to describe a stupid pussy

Hahaha look at that punny cheb end

by Big C Diddy July 5, 2018

Jiang Cheng

A shade of purple, consistent with that of a Concord grape.

As the sun set, the stars began to emerge, twinkling against a backdrop of Jiang Cheng..

by Vagabonda December 16, 2020

hunter chen

hunter chen is a male fictional character from netflix original series ginny & georgia who looks like a fuccing horse

the fact that hunter chen was an option even tho ginny could have marcus from the beginning on, makes me want to kill myself.

by simpforlouispartridge April 19, 2021

Crusty cheek

Crusty cheeks is when you havent wiped enough and you have poop in your bumcrack and it hardens and turns to crust. Crust is very itchy and annoying.

Victor: I have crusty shit in my bumcrack.
Daniel: Crusty cheek?
Victor: Crusty cheek.

by Bumcrackexpert101 February 1, 2023