Chicketty Chocketts

A tasty pastry containing both Chicketty and chocketts. May or may not include up to 9 spices. Created by Sir Tim Macleod.

The chocketts are good but my God they are demanding of couch space!

Hey pass me one of dem Chicketty Chocketts!

by Chickettylover March 12, 2012

Jolly Choker

A woman who looks like she enjoys giving head.

That woman looks like a Jolly Choker!

by Samuelshotmom October 14, 2012

Goat Chokers

Menthol cigarettes

Hey, man. Got a smoke?
Yeah, I got Newports.
Oh, nevermind. Too strong. I cant smoke those goat chokers.

by ballsmahony January 5, 2013

Kayla Chouen

A fucking annoying bitch. Who is an attention whore and so fucking selfish only caring about herself not about others. Always trying to be popular and trying to hard and act dumb because she thinks it make her attractive which it doesn't. She doesn't share and acting like she is the MOST POPULAR GIRL in school which shes not. She thinks she pretty but no have she looked herself lately. Wants boys to like her when she is Faker as a barbie doll. She is so fake. She thinks everybody like her but no she is a freakin bully. She makes fun of people with disabilities. She doesn't try she copies off you paper so if ya sitting near a Kayla Chouen better watch out for ya paper and dont partner up with her she will make you do the work pretending shes doing something to help but naw unitl you get the answer. She is the most fakest bitch and attention whore i ever MET. She says dumb stuff and does dumb things.

Girl: "oh who is that bitch"
Girl: "oh that's the attention whore Kayla Chouen"

by agfhdgkjadjkgkhakgaj March 19, 2014

steak-choke

1. A person who often becomes so angry and enraged that they will likely soon choke on a steak;
2. A person who jerks off too much

"Did you see that guy in the restaurant lobby berating the hostess?"
"Yeah, I saw that steak-choke."

"Have you seen our roommate?"

"Not in a while, that steak-choke has been beating off in his room for hours."

by Solo Angus January 29, 2015

okiee choke

Is the living embodiment of corny ,can't dance socially strange , plains dwelling, ass kickin' beast on the flat track!

Did you see OKIEE choke last night she was a beast.

by OKiee August 1, 2014

goat choker

A person who masturbates in a furious and aggressive manner, due to the act being vain in nature it is usually committed in front of a mirror , individuals who engage in this heinous act are usually given away due to their social retardation and enormous ego.

person 1: "Hey bro!! why are you looking at my girl?!?! My body is made of solid steel! i've been on TMZ ten fucking times , i'm a god damn movie star!! I'll fuck you up!!!" person 2: "...wow. what a real goat choker". *walks away and continues on with life*

by Tomm Orrow April 10, 2015