magic carpet

pussy *snatch* muff* fuckhole* meat flaps*

" Her carpet was trim and tight "

by Jkap November 2, 2003

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Carpet Christening

To be the first person to pee on a carpet in someone's toilet. generally in old peoples' houses.

Hey Gran i christened your carpet for you! Carpet Christening

by hi 5 !!!!! October 18, 2008

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Red Carpet

To lick minge so vigorously that it causes a nose bleed. The blood then covers the hairy pubic creating a red carpet.

She bucked back that hard during oral that she bust my nose, so she ended up with a red carpet

by The DBF March 12, 2018

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angry carpenter

When you have sex with your woman in the house you are building while it is under construction

Angry carpenter is when you have sex in the house you are building and pull it out and drag it on the floor through the drywall dust and sawdust and put it back in.

by Steve & Adam January 23, 2009

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When a man eats three kinds of beans for lunch the previous day then when having sex with a woman he shits it all out in between her legs so it get's mushy and sticky, then they get on the ground and gives her ass-fuck from behind untill he hits the anal nerve that disperses all the shit in your colin causing a mass shit-sex-fest. Then while he's giving it to her mercenary style they role up in a carpet forcing themselves to be in a constant rage-circle of od-fashion sex. Usually resulting in a later day vaginal infection.

John gave it to his wife the night before. then he wanted to give her something special for their 40th aniversary so he pulled out his old three bean carpet salad.

by n26 October 17, 2007

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