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non-boyfriend

Not to be confused with FWB is a totally different situation. Non-Boyfriends involve commitment on an emotional level as well, as opposed to the traditional f**k buddy... Perhaps non boyfriends can be the boy you wish you had? Perhaps a secret crush who doesn’t know you like them?
Non Boyfriend can also be a great title for someone in the case where you don't quite know where they fit in your life. You know you want them there, but you aren't exactly sure how they fit in the long term picture. Non Boyfriends are great for non-dates & non sex as well.
My non-boyfriend and I are taking a trip to Necker Island.
by GuyWithPassion December 16, 2008
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Band Trip Boyfriend

A boy in band that is your boyfriend only during the band trip. He asks you out on the bus there, and breaks up with you on the way back. There are never any hard feelings, because you only said yes because you were desperate.
Annie: "What? Jake broke up with you? But you two made such a cute couple!"

Dana: "Whatever, he was just a band trip boyfriend. It's not that big of a deal."
by cromartiedropout January 16, 2009
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law school boyfriend

Guy that only goes out with a girl attending a top-tier law school in the hopes that he will cash in some of her sky's-the-limit salary.
Girl 1: Sandy, have you seen Jessica's new boyfriend?
Girl 2: Yeah! He's such a law school boyfriend
by avalaw February 18, 2009
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CBW (crazy boyfriend mode)

Some stupid acronym made up by people that watch too much Jerry Springer, on par with "you go girl-friend" or "talk to the hand".
Uh, he was in SUCH a CBM! What-ever!
by sp0rkius February 29, 2004
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Pseudo-non-gay boyfriend/girlfriend

(png bf/gf) Significant other of no particular significance but to:
A.) Approve/disapprove outfits before heading to clubs to hunt for boys/girls
B.) Give advice on what the opposite sex means by texts/non-verbal physical communications
C.) Be up for dinner or a movie at any given moment in the absence of a "real date"
D.) Have long conversations or short funny ones as long as they are amusing or supportive
E.) Approve/disapprove waxing options
F.) Screen all possible hook-ups and/or bootycalls for applicability.....
1. Good lord can you hang out with anyone besides your pseudo-non-gay boyfriend/girlfriend, jeez!
2. What's up with you and your pseudo-non-gay girlfriend/boyfriend! DUDE, come on! They're totally blockin' tonight!
by acyd_byrn_70_65270 October 18, 2008
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illegal boyfriend

a boyfriend you shouldn't have because you have one or more other boyfriends and or husband
Betty: Are you hangin' with your illegal boyfriend tonight?
Veronica: Nope - my husband is home tonight.
by #K-i-M* December 14, 2008
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On October 26th Do anything your boyfriend asks or says at any point of the day without no complaint or say
Boyfriend:It’s national boyfriend appreciation day you know that?
Girlfriend:Yes what would you like me to do?
Boyfriend:come give me a back rub.
Girlfriend:Yes baby absolutely
by Yunsavvvvv12 October 25, 2019
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