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law school boyfriend

Guy that only goes out with a girl attending a top-tier law school in the hopes that he will cash in some of her sky's-the-limit salary.
Girl 1: Sandy, have you seen Jessica's new boyfriend?
Girl 2: Yeah! He's such a law school boyfriend
by avalaw February 18, 2009
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CBW (crazy boyfriend mode)

Some stupid acronym made up by people that watch too much Jerry Springer, on par with "you go girl-friend" or "talk to the hand".
Uh, he was in SUCH a CBM! What-ever!
by sp0rkius February 29, 2004
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Pseudo-non-gay boyfriend/girlfriend

(png bf/gf) Significant other of no particular significance but to:
A.) Approve/disapprove outfits before heading to clubs to hunt for boys/girls
B.) Give advice on what the opposite sex means by texts/non-verbal physical communications
C.) Be up for dinner or a movie at any given moment in the absence of a "real date"
D.) Have long conversations or short funny ones as long as they are amusing or supportive
E.) Approve/disapprove waxing options
F.) Screen all possible hook-ups and/or bootycalls for applicability.....
1. Good lord can you hang out with anyone besides your pseudo-non-gay boyfriend/girlfriend, jeez!
2. What's up with you and your pseudo-non-gay girlfriend/boyfriend! DUDE, come on! They're totally blockin' tonight!
by acyd_byrn_70_65270 October 18, 2008
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illegal boyfriend

a boyfriend you shouldn't have because you have one or more other boyfriends and or husband
Betty: Are you hangin' with your illegal boyfriend tonight?
Veronica: Nope - my husband is home tonight.
by #K-i-M* December 14, 2008
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On October 26th Do anything your boyfriend asks or says at any point of the day without no complaint or say
Boyfriend:It’s national boyfriend appreciation day you know that?
Girlfriend:Yes what would you like me to do?
Boyfriend:come give me a back rub.
Girlfriend:Yes baby absolutely
by Yunsavvvvv12 October 25, 2019
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National Boyfriend Day

May 2nd; A day where you appreciate yo mans for who he isss!! 🤪 Give him a quick kiss, hug, or whatever to show that you love him. If you single, it’s the only chance you get to legally hug yo crush 🥰
Girl 1: Yo get over there and give your mans a hug!!

Girl 2: Why?

Girl 1: Didn’t you hear, it’s National Boyfriend Day!!
by an0nym0usssssssss May 1, 2019
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cock sucking ex-boyfriend

stupid mother fucker who really had sexual feeling for his quazzi-moto-ish best friend, CAPTAIN OF HIS FLAG FOOTBALL TEAM, and whose fav. movie is the princess bride., and has no emotional backbone, taking less than 14 days to get over a 7 month relationship w/ his "love of his life"
JWH/ all gay ass fuckers who like the florida gators
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