After applying copious amounts of vaseline to an erect penis, a friend crouches down, leaning over, whilst standing (like a chicken.)
At this point you jump off a platform , eg a bed, and aim for the person's ass.
Most of the time you arent succesful, but if you are - bummer for you!
Great fun at a stag weekend, or frat party!
At this point you jump off a platform , eg a bed, and aim for the person's ass.
Most of the time you arent succesful, but if you are - bummer for you!
Great fun at a stag weekend, or frat party!
My fiancee is away on his stag doo to newcastle, i hope he doesn't lose when theyre playing boner chicken!
by 2 people aged 26 March 29, 2010
When an erection occurs involuntarily in response to an inappropriate stimulus and a conflict between logic and biologic arises resulting in a state of terror, embarrassment or squirmyness.
This condition arises predominantly in situations where the catalyst is vile, repulsive or undesirable and against all better judgement, you get an erection.
This condition arises predominantly in situations where the catalyst is vile, repulsive or undesirable and against all better judgement, you get an erection.
A Squirm Boner occurs when:
A nasty trailer trash dance-queen drunk on lady's night well-drinks uses a fist of sausage fingers to grope your junk on the dance floor.
When you realize the sexy asian girl you are fapping to is actually a boy
when your cousin is forced to sit on your lap in the back seat of your dads car while driving on a bumpy road.
When you accidently brush up against a 90 year old woman in a swimming pool.
A nasty trailer trash dance-queen drunk on lady's night well-drinks uses a fist of sausage fingers to grope your junk on the dance floor.
When you realize the sexy asian girl you are fapping to is actually a boy
when your cousin is forced to sit on your lap in the back seat of your dads car while driving on a bumpy road.
When you accidently brush up against a 90 year old woman in a swimming pool.
by eats tribbles October 20, 2011
Depression boner, is when you have a boner because of an even that makes you sad but in response it gives you a raging boner
For example tanner has gotten the biggest depression boner of his life because his poor pooch has been killed
by tanner the poor pooch March 21, 2017
The act of flipping ones boner up into the waist band of ones pants to avoid an awkward public erection. (gym short not recommended)
Guy-So I was with my girlfriend and a group of her friends the other day and I got a boner. We were in the mall so I had to pull a boner-flip...
Friend-you weren't wearing gym shorts, were you?
Friend-you weren't wearing gym shorts, were you?
by Gym Shorts January 24, 2011
when you are sitting down and a piece of clothing (i.e a sweater or sweat pants) makes it appear that you have an erection
guy one: oh shit man
guy two: what?
guy one: i got a major sweater boner.(pulls on sweater) i hope no one noticed
guy two: what?
guy one: i got a major sweater boner.(pulls on sweater) i hope no one noticed
by awwshitman April 11, 2010
by respectcomedy December 10, 2009
by Chapacabra September 04, 2010