Boner Chicken

After applying copious amounts of vaseline to an erect penis, a friend crouches down, leaning over, whilst standing (like a chicken.)

At this point you jump off a platform , eg a bed, and aim for the person's ass.

Most of the time you arent succesful, but if you are - bummer for you!

Great fun at a stag weekend, or frat party!

My fiancee is away on his stag doo to newcastle, i hope he doesn't lose when theyre playing boner chicken!

by 2 people aged 26 March 29, 2010

Giggle boner

An erection one gets when they giggle too hard.

When my girlfriend tickles me I get a giggle boner.

by Chapacabra September 4, 2010

Apple Boner

What you get when you are subscribe (usually blindly) to all products Apple, while at the same time being completely dismissive of any competition (no matter how superior). This usually involves blind allegiance to any new Apple product or release regardless of the exorbitant sticker price.

"My apple boner was raging when I heard about ios5, but went down to half-mast when I learned of Steve Jobs' death"

"I totally got an Apple boner for the Ipad even though it's basically an over-sized Ipod Touch."

by StinkyCologne October 18, 2011

boner control

the amount of control one has over his boners.

when wearing sweat pants it's important to have good boner control.

by respectcomedy December 10, 2009

sweater boner

when you are sitting down and a piece of clothing (i.e a sweater or sweat pants) makes it appear that you have an erection

guy one: oh shit man

guy two: what?

guy one: i got a major sweater boner.(pulls on sweater) i hope no one noticed

by awwshitman April 11, 2010

depression boner

Depression boner, is when you have a boner because of an even that makes you sad but in response it gives you a raging boner

For example tanner has gotten the biggest depression boner of his life because his poor pooch has been killed

by tanner the poor pooch March 21, 2017

Boner pit

an unattractive womens pussy

"oh man, i cant believe i threw it into susan's boner pit last night. i feel all itchy."

by boner pit miner September 28, 2008