After applying copious amounts of vaseline to an erect penis, a friend crouches down, leaning over, whilst standing (like a chicken.)
At this point you jump off a platform , eg a bed, and aim for the person's ass.
Most of the time you arent succesful, but if you are - bummer for you!
Great fun at a stag weekend, or frat party!
At this point you jump off a platform , eg a bed, and aim for the person's ass.
Most of the time you arent succesful, but if you are - bummer for you!
Great fun at a stag weekend, or frat party!
My fiancee is away on his stag doo to newcastle, i hope he doesn't lose when theyre playing boner chicken!
by 2 people aged 26 March 29, 2010
Get the Boner Chickenmug. by BillyTheExterminator May 5, 2011
Get the Java Bonermug. when you are sitting down and a piece of clothing (i.e a sweater or sweat pants) makes it appear that you have an erection
guy one: oh shit man
guy two: what?
guy one: i got a major sweater boner.(pulls on sweater) i hope no one noticed
guy two: what?
guy one: i got a major sweater boner.(pulls on sweater) i hope no one noticed
by awwshitman April 11, 2010
Get the sweater bonermug. Etymology of the word Murderboner: The name dates back to circa 800 AD when hoards of Vikings pillaged new lands. Observers of Viking raids told huge erections achieved by the warriors after killing a victim.
Alternative meaning: what your dick looks like after having sex with a girl on her period.
Alternative meaning: what your dick looks like after having sex with a girl on her period.
by Tonto_89 September 18, 2016
Get the murder bonermug. by Chapacabra September 4, 2010
Get the Giggle bonermug. What you get when you are subscribe (usually blindly) to all products Apple, while at the same time being completely dismissive of any competition (no matter how superior). This usually involves blind allegiance to any new Apple product or release regardless of the exorbitant sticker price.
"My apple boner was raging when I heard about ios5, but went down to half-mast when I learned of Steve Jobs' death"
"I totally got an Apple boner for the Ipad even though it's basically an over-sized Ipod Touch."
"I totally got an Apple boner for the Ipad even though it's basically an over-sized Ipod Touch."
by StinkyCologne October 18, 2011
Get the Apple Bonermug. When an erection occurs involuntarily in response to an inappropriate stimulus and a conflict between logic and biologic arises resulting in a state of terror, embarrassment or squirmyness.
This condition arises predominantly in situations where the catalyst is vile, repulsive or undesirable and against all better judgement, you get an erection.
This condition arises predominantly in situations where the catalyst is vile, repulsive or undesirable and against all better judgement, you get an erection.
A Squirm Boner occurs when:
A nasty trailer trash dance-queen drunk on lady's night well-drinks uses a fist of sausage fingers to grope your junk on the dance floor.
When you realize the sexy asian girl you are fapping to is actually a boy
when your cousin is forced to sit on your lap in the back seat of your dads car while driving on a bumpy road.
When you accidently brush up against a 90 year old woman in a swimming pool.
A nasty trailer trash dance-queen drunk on lady's night well-drinks uses a fist of sausage fingers to grope your junk on the dance floor.
When you realize the sexy asian girl you are fapping to is actually a boy
when your cousin is forced to sit on your lap in the back seat of your dads car while driving on a bumpy road.
When you accidently brush up against a 90 year old woman in a swimming pool.
by eats tribbles October 20, 2011
Get the Squirm Bonermug.