makayla blake

she can be tHicccc but only some. She’s Jamaican most of the time but can be mixed with German

Damn.. Jeremiah look at Makayla Blake she looks Thicc today

by Anonymous_3000 June 11, 2018

austin blake

a kid with a bad hairline

oh look at kids hairline, he’s an austin Blake

by Yoboyyyyy67 December 10, 2018

Sacred Blake

A name reserved for the most legendary of legends. The founding father of the modern religion of Blakeism. Sets school records so he can break them over and over again

Oh Sacred Blake you are such a legendary legend, oh sacred sacred Blake

by Cookiesqndcream1316 December 23, 2018

Brennan Blake

Brennan Blake, he is a boy who at first you thought was annoying but somehow you’ve come to love him. Everything that once annoyed you becomes the things you find most attractive about him. Like when he makes fun of your laugh or calls you stupid. He’s a over all funny guy and deep down you know that he cares for you. Like how whenever he says something mean he always apologizes really quickly so he doesn’t hurt your feelings. Sure you might think that he’s flirting with other girls but he’s just acting cute to impress you. When Brennan likes you, you’ll have no clue if he’s just being friendly or if he actually sees you as more then a friend. Hopefully soon your nightly FaceTimes with Brennan will turn your friendship into a relationship ;)

“Dang who’s that hottie over there” a unknowing seventh grader asks

“Oh that’s Brennan Blake!” Says a young girl laughingly “I have a huge crush on that chunk of meat”

by ~Davison girls June 11, 2019

Samuel Blake

Samuel Blake is a sexy beast who will be the greatest lover you ever had. Hes high pitched sexy voice will leave you moister than a oyster. The only problem is he has no penis. He lost it in a tragic accident while playing tennis most women find this out to late a regret ever being with him.

girl one: OMFG i just found out that Samuel Blake has no penis.
girle two: TRAP

by Cuncky Monkey June 20, 2019

Achy Brakey Heart

A song regarding da famous Maine politician Eric B., and describing da chest-pains dat you feel when trying to decide whether you love him or hate him.

I just now read a lengthy bio of da currently-in-da-news Maine senator, and with all of da morally-conflicting details, I got an "Achy Brakey Heart" trying to figger out if he's a good guy or not.

by QuacksO June 29, 2020

J Blake

A weird little creature that resides in Seattle and is commonly seen using a pillow to see over the hood of his Ram

Did you see Lord of the Rings?

Yeah sure did that is when J Blake took the ring to mordor.

by jose1987 August 4, 2020