Girlfriend

Something you don't have

Hey do you have a girlfriend?
no

by 548794139-87-043 May 24, 2018

Girlfriend

a very sexy female that you should love a lot

My girlfriend is so sexy!

by Anonymous Y July 7, 2019

Girlfriend

A girl that you love/like that can either make you happy or can be a leech of your life, time, and money

I broke up with my girlfriend because she asked me what restaurant I wanted to go to, and in the end, I had to go to her favorite. Sick of this sh*t.

by Grinchblitzkreig May 16, 2020

Can’t believe you have never had a girlfriend

A male who has never had a relationship.

OMG I still can’t believe you have never had a girlfriend, like seriously what is wrong with you!

by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019

girlfriend zone

First adopted by feminists intended to replace "friend zone" entirely. Use to explain how a manipulative woman can take advantage of a man by excepting gifts and favors under the false pretenses of a relationship and still make it the man's fault.

could be used to explain unwanted attention from a man but feminists ruined it before it even started.

"Why tell him he's girlfriend zoned me when he's been paying my bills, buying me concert tickets, and taking me out to dinner for the last 4 months."

by Doc Riot January 12, 2017

Girlfriend

The greatest oxymoron since "Military Intelligence".

A dog would be a better friend than his girlfriend was.

by BF42TH July 10, 2018

Girlfriend

Something I do not have.

A girlfriend is something I do not have.

by Grizzlebear22 October 30, 2018