beaner

Slang used commonly to describe illegal immigrants from Mexico currently who are currently in the United States . (stress - ILLEGAL) These illegal immigrants have no command of the English language and no inclination to change that fact.

This in no way affects normal, bonafide immigrants from Mexico or anywhere else, who are a staple of America.

Sometimes it seems that this state is a part of Mexico, with all the beaners around.

by beanernews May 3, 2006

honky beater

A honky beater is a bat normally procured through ballpark giveaways. It is known as a honky beater due to its small size relative to a nigger beater. The benchmark for nigger beater status is roughly the size of a children's T-ball bat. A honky beater, in contrast, is roughly half the size of a nigger beater, with both a shorter length and smaller barrel circumference. Based on the theory that beating a honky effectively should require less effort than beating a nigger to the same degree.

Joel: Yo, fool, we done went on down to the minor league game tonight, got us selfs some honky beaters.

Mike: Honky beaters? Bitch, you crazy. We gon' need us some nigger beaters to handle these crazy niggas.

Joel: Aw shit, and I thought we was gonna beat us some honkies tonight.

by duke5572 October 24, 2006

beanerbilly

A beaner who happens to be a hillbilly.

1. Go fuck yourself you fucken beanerbilly.
2. Fucken beanerbillys.
3. I hope you get hit by a train beanerbilly.
4. Beanerbillys always looking for work.

by clay bigsby September 22, 2006

beaner whore

white girls who try to pretend to be hispanic and speak spanish usually fat and sleep with mens of various ages

beaner whores hang out in picker cabins

by fiadabrat December 31, 2008

Shooting beaver

The act of a woman spreading her legs while wearing a short skirt and no panties so you can see her vagina.

I was sitting in class and Amy was shooting beaver at me from across the room.

by ekks September 24, 2010

North American Bald Beaver

Most deadly species of beaver in the world. Will jump on a man's face and rip his tongue out.

Policeman: "Yeah those North American Bald Beavers are deadly."
Guy: "Yeah? I've never seen one, what they look like?"
Policeman: "They are bald, and have a pink inside"

by locutus89 February 22, 2009

Wally and the Beaver

Walter Mondale and Geraldine Ferraro, democratic candidates for President and Vice President in the 1984 election.

From two characters in the Leave it to Beaver TV show.

Walter Mondale and Geraldine Ferraro were a couple of mush wimp do-gooder liberal twerps. They wanted to raise taxes use the money to support lazy people. They wanted to pass and enforcepolitically correct racist laws. During the campaign, people ridiculed them as "Wally and the Beaver."

by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005