Noun:
A box used in porch fishing that is placed on a porch or stoop as bait for mail thieves, aka "Porch Pirates" to be intentionally stolen. They sometimes include animal feces, or gross things to add some payback and hopefully deter the thief from stealing in the future.
Some on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices and boxes attached to shot shell primers to scare the thief.
A box used in porch fishing that is placed on a porch or stoop as bait for mail thieves, aka "Porch Pirates" to be intentionally stolen. They sometimes include animal feces, or gross things to add some payback and hopefully deter the thief from stealing in the future.
Some on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices and boxes attached to shot shell primers to scare the thief.
"I buy my bait boxes at porchfishing.org. They have the freshest shit around."
"If you need a decent bait box go to porchfishing.org for all your dog shit needs."
"If you need a decent bait box go to porchfishing.org for all your dog shit needs."
by @pdxTurdHunter April 6, 2023
Get the Bait Boxmug. Guy #1: You hear that Jalen Kitna got arrested?
Guy #2: Heavens, no! What for?
Guy #1: The cops raided his house and found Gator Bait on his computer!
Guy #2: Typical.
Guy #2: Heavens, no! What for?
Guy #1: The cops raided his house and found Gator Bait on his computer!
Guy #2: Typical.
by HoseRUs April 29, 2023
Get the Gator Baitmug. One of the more common forms of shitposting. A video with something on the cover that will make you click on it. (eg. an anime girl in a bikini) Then the actual video is a shitpost, usually making fun of you for being a horny bastard or sudden ear rape.
Guy 1: Did you see the new video someone posted in #nsfw? I heard it's really saucy.
Guy 2: It's just a bait and switch. I was expecting boobs but instead got my ears blown off by Scout from TF2.
Guy 2: It's just a bait and switch. I was expecting boobs but instead got my ears blown off by Scout from TF2.
by weakspaget February 5, 2022
Get the Bait and Switchmug. A person with one or more visible risk factors for severe Covid-19 illness, especially if the factors are within the individual's ability to mitigate.
Jerry's over 300 pounds and I saw him sharing smokes with the other factory workers. That guy is covid bait, it's just a matter of time.
by BettyHumpter September 15, 2021
Get the covid baitmug. by xmwoxowoxjkskxks September 10, 2024
Get the Bait Busmug. “Did you see that girl over there, she is some pipe bait”
“That test was some C bait.”
“That new porno is beat dick bait.”
“That test was some C bait.”
“That new porno is beat dick bait.”
by udBait January 13, 2021
Get the Baitmug. by Kovey August 28, 2025
Get the Squidward baitmug.