autospy

An "autospy" is a way of convicting a random person of murder when the "victim" has actually not been murdered and has committed suicide.

Jimmibobbo yanked off his own scrotum and bled to death in an attempt to end his own life and was successful, then an "autospy" took place and a random tourist has since been charged for Jimmibobbo's murder.

by jimmibobbo July 1, 2007

autopilot

something done automatically with limited self-awareness

It was an autopilot move when pulled the blender out to make the drink.

by The Return of Light Joker November 4, 2011

Autocratic

Absolute control

Mko has an autocratic dick

by Mko2001 June 9, 2018

autopedophile

having sexual things with your son or daughter

there is a autopedophile person in our town

by RÆZ July 23, 2021

autocullingus

It is the art of performing cullingus to one's self.
Basically a woman that performs oral sex on their own vagina.

Opposite to a man that'll perform autofellatio

I was looking up porn on the Internet when I caught a girl doing autocullingus to herself. It was awesome!

by AtDaBomb May 6, 2008

autobot

My childhood deprived friend thought the old 80's cartoon catch phrase was "Autobots, transform & PULL OUT".

Autobot now forever means when you pull out before you skeet inside of a girl.

My girl is taking meds for a sinus infection which can counteract birth control, so last night I totally had to pull an autobot.

by Mr. Funday August 6, 2009

autonoober

A Heckler & Koch G-3, or PSG-1 semi-automatic rifle outfitted with a powerful scope and a 20-30 round magazine used in the computer game "Counter Strike: Source".

See also AWP.

Damn, that guy is l337 with that autonoober!

by Captain Neatoman October 18, 2004