Monkey Dicking Around

A term my football coach would use when we would not do the drills or wouldn’t listen to him. He also would say when we bring our jerseys to school and we spilled ketchup from our school made glizzys we would have to run.

No monkey dicking around

by Gsjldxnjfx November 15, 2020

wrap a rubber band around your door

A the most stupid and most useless advertisements that is seen on Urban Dictionary and many other websites.

Person 1: These ads I see on the web looks so boring and dumb.

Person 2: Which ads?
Person 1: The ones that talk about wrap a rubber band around your door.

by MST3K I like November 28, 2020

a tomato flew around my room

when something is a little bit off

instead of saying "that was a bit off" say "that was like a tomato flew around my room, bro"

by mother trucker, dude December 1, 2020

it mess around and be mine

When you are joking about something but it needs up being your belonging

“Oh who’s phone is that”
“Idk it mess around and be mine”

by Tigerpride September 29, 2021

Rusty Krusty crab reach around

The act of getting pegged by your girl while she reaches around and jerks you off with a rusty set of grill tongs.

Dude, your sister gave me the Rusty krusty crab reach around last night. It was sick!

by Lickalottapuss88 February 2, 2022

Jambon's All Around

A phrase to say in celebration when somthing goes successfully for a group of people previously stuck on an issue or problem.

Can be used as a question or as a statement of reward.

Person A - "We did it guys",

Person B - "I can't believe we're finally done, Jambon's all around lads?
Person A,B - "Omg Finally Yes"

by Réiva February 25, 2022

Ol’ Washington Reach-around

When someone trumpets the US National Anthem into your butt while jerking you off

Yeah, and then she gave me the Ol’ Washington Reach-around to finish off the 4th of July festivities

by arsen_28 June 10, 2022