No Shot

When there is absolutely no chance that something happened/or is true. The phrase first gained popularity when it was heard echoing from a shipping container somewhere in Austin, Texas. It can even be traced back to an individual named Tyler "Dimmadomefuck" Niknam, from whom it spread like a virus.

It is typical for people who have adapted this phrase to use it continuously to the point where it becomes frustrating. Saying "No shot" ad nauseam has been linked with heavy cocaine use and having sudden bald spots appear.

"I did not commit the murder, i swear!"
"No shot, bucko! Vote him out."

"There should be equal treatment of men and women in this workplace."
" NOOO Shot!"

No Shot by Sauha_ September 2, 2020

Word of the Day on April 3, 2024

Velcro Kitty

A annoying neurotic housepet that craves affection like a addict craves drugs. If you start petting it, it will expect you to keep stroking it and rubbing it under the chin indefinitely. You push it off you 98 times, it crawls back on you 99 times, purring, rubbing, kneading, licking, drooling, and looking cute. A black bottomless hole of need. It sticks to you and can only be removed with force, a condition known as Cattic Cling. These episodes frequently occur when unsuspecting human target is playing a computer game or reading a book or trying to write. Putting on formal or expensive clothing that shows every single cat hair can also trigger velcro kitty behavior.

My cat has gone all velcro kitty on me and won't leave me alone.

Velcro Kitty by so42gob4dawn May 7, 2011

Word of the Day on April 2, 2024

Aegyo

A korean word that derives from the Chinese characters "love (ae)" and "beautiful (gyo)." The closest English translation of aegyo would be "winsome," defined by the Merriam Webster Dictionary as "generally pleasing and engaging often because of a childlike charm and innocence." Not surprisingly, aegyo is considered a feminine trait, generally attributed to women who can charm men and elders through a careful balance of sweetness, cuteness, poutiness, modesty, thoughtfulness, and submissiveness. A woman with aegyo knows to blush at dirty jokes rather than guffaw along with her mouth agape. A woman with aegyo knows to let out a modest and appealing squeal and grab tight her date's hand when watching a horror movie.

Some people just hate her aegyo.

Jessica had a great aegyo!

Aegyo by I love SHINee!!! June 29, 2011

Word of the Day on April 1, 2024

donorcycle

a motorcycle, when driven poorly

"Call the Trauma Team! Incoming from donorcycle"

donorcycle by dogger November 23, 2002

Word of the Day on March 31, 2024

Green bubble struggle

When you are in a groupchat and/or texting someone with an android and the text bubble turns green unstead of the blue that it would be with just apple users (it limits you from doing things such as removing people from the group chat)

Yo bruh who is causeing the green bubble struggle?

Bruh i think its Ryan

Green bubble struggle by Ramiyah :) October 6, 2018

Word of the Day on March 30, 2024

bbq chicken

noun - in basketball, a phrase used to describe a big man whose toughness is considerably less than his size would imply. a big man who does little to deter dunks or shots near the basket.

Pass me the rock; I got bbq chicken guarding me.

Take it to the hole! Bbq chicken can't stop you!

I looked in the paint and saw bbq chicken standing there, so I put the ball on the floor and went to the hoop.

bbq chicken by baller OG March 3, 2009

Word of the Day on March 29, 2024

buckle bunny

Female groupie of rodeo cowboys

His trailer was filled with buckle bunnies after the show

buckle bunny by Ed March 19, 2005

Word of the Day on March 28, 2024