after douche

when a person (usu a male named darren craig) is such a commits such douchery that the term 'douchebag' is no longer accurate, he is graduated to the after douche

Did you hear about what Darren did? I cant believe it! He is such an after douche!!

by lilbichygrl October 20, 2008

after-boobs

The condition where after viewing copius amounts of cleavage that all you can see and think about is boobs.

I'm sorry for staring at your breasts, I've played a lot of Soul Caliber 4 and I'm suffering from after-boobs.

by notonyourradar October 20, 2008

luaghter after-shock

When someone laughs really hard, and then stops. And then shortly after laughs at it again. Also known as a "laughter relapse"

1 guy:Horse!
2 guy: hahahahaha!

by cheez wiz November 19, 2003

After Condom Dick

After Condom Dick is the dull, plastic feeling one's softie takes after having pre-marital sex with use of a condom.

Damn, my condom feels like a dolphin's tongue, I must have After Condom Dick.

by Psyguy January 8, 2006

Afterglow

When you cream your jeans and bask in it instead of cleaning yourself.

Number One: Well, aren't you going to clean your jeans?
Number Two: Hell no man, I'm basking in the afterglow rn.

by MalumLibrum958 April 11, 2021

After Jerky

The guys at your favourite bar who come in after work with their suits and ties, going for their "after workies" drinks

"oh great, it must be 5:15pm because here come all the after jerkys". "sorry i took so long with the drinks, that after jerky over there was boring the bar girl with his stock tips"

by spacestation October 30, 2009

after the excrement hit the air-conditioning

A phrase used to signal when some inevitable bad thing has happened.
Everyone involved usually gets punished or ill effects.
A different version of "when the shit hits the fan"

Phil called the bouncer an idiot. After the excrement hit the air-conditioning and now Phil and all his mates are banned from the club

by TaintedDeity May 14, 2008