We stay hungry, we devour.
by ThatOneGuyOnTheInternet February 11, 2022

The uncommon phenomena (predominantly a male occurrence) of standing to go piss but then realizing you have to shit. This occurrence is even more rare when one is seated to shit but upon completion a realization is made that a standing piss is necessary.
"Bro, whut took u soo long?"
"Yo, I thought I just needed to piss but it turned into a toilet about face."
"Yo, I thought I just needed to piss but it turned into a toilet about face."
by Oldskooled April 25, 2022

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by shwalalalaa May 31, 2023

Are you comfy about drinking with us tonight? = Are you comfortable with drinking tonight? (i.e. Drinking tonight won't make you uncomfortable, right?)
I was really uncomfy about how Brandon treated you last night. = It made me uncomfortable the way Brandon treated you last night.
I was really uncomfy about how Brandon treated you last night. = It made me uncomfortable the way Brandon treated you last night.
by algae sandbar January 12, 2023

Friend 1: THE EARTH IS FLAT!!
Friend 2: Does he always cough about nothing?
Me: Oh, yeah, constantly!
Friend 2: Does he always cough about nothing?
Me: Oh, yeah, constantly!
by SmoggyLeaf November 29, 2023

by Dr. Deloris January 29, 2024
