off like a Jewish foreskin

A Jewish foreskin or Jew's foreskin is always off, therefore the expression is a very definite one about being off on one's way or just in a generally off condition.

It is time that i was on my way, so I am off like a Jewish foreskin. (or Jew's foreskin)

by Roderick O'Donnell July 30, 2006

Getting a Job

What you should be doing instead of watching TV all day/playing WoW/posting shit on Urban dictionary

"You're 30 years old and you live at home! You should be out getting a job you lazy fuck!"

by jakebass74 June 24, 2009

odd job bob a job bob

an odd job bob a job bob does odd jobs for the odd bob, or to put it a different way - A person who never has a propper job and makes money by doing odd jobs here and there, for example painting Alberts shed for a tenner or washing cars for a quid a time. Usually they make most of their money by claiming dole though, and only do odd jobs because they get paid cash in hand.

Dave: That Bob is a right odd job bob a job bob
John: Hows that then?
Dave: 'Cuz he does odd jobs for the odd bob.

by MJ October 26, 2003

Neck on him like a jockey's bollocks

Someone who is prepared to take risks to gain a substantial prize

"Yer man there. He has a neck on him like a jockey's bollocks."

by Lester Piglet June 12, 2017

Sack-A-Joo-Wee-Ah

Word used to describe a bag of weed without tipping off the parents, pigs or republicans.

"Dude, we really need to hook up with Sack-A-Joo-Wee-Ah, she's the bomb diggity"

by Mike Monahan October 13, 2006

Pulling A Jesus

Drinking with the intention of getting drunk/plastered/shit faced

Guy 1: Dude what are you doing tonite
Guy 2: Man i had a shitty day so im just gonna be Pulling a jesus

by Cum 5 (2007-08) April 27, 2008

Pulling a joe

When one urinates in their tent, then proceeds to throw up and fall in it

flashing a paramedic is not necessary but it helps

can also be used as a verb as in 'guys i'm joe'ing all over the place' and 'man i totally just joe'd myself'

guys where's joe?' 'Oh he's pulling a joe again

by Tomhandpenis July 27, 2011