1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing, that you wish you were never born (usually while drunk)
Yo bro, I was so Patrick Shwavy last night I accidentally confused a kid with cerebral palsy with a kid that died in a car accident. I never wanna drunk again
by Oreolas December 16, 2019
Get the Patrick Shwavymug. Someone who loves himself yet says he wants to die, awesome is their favorite word, eats to much candy and cookies that it becomes a problem, usually has curly hair and obsessed with ships that make no sense.
Wow Patrick feel better about yourself!
by Dxjfxxfxf November 13, 2017
Get the Patrickmug. 
Patrick is a lizard but unforgettable.
He isn’t perfect and sometimes it takes him years to learn from his mistakes but eventually he will see where he fucked up. He’s the type of guy you can’t live with but also can’t live without. He’ll drive you wildly insane in the best and the worst way. Once you’ve met Patrick he will forever be in your heart and memory, he has the ability to make you feel like no other person ever could, which is both a blessing and a curse. In the words of Taylor swift, a nightmare dressed like a daydream. Usually ginger too.
He isn’t perfect and sometimes it takes him years to learn from his mistakes but eventually he will see where he fucked up. He’s the type of guy you can’t live with but also can’t live without. He’ll drive you wildly insane in the best and the worst way. Once you’ve met Patrick he will forever be in your heart and memory, he has the ability to make you feel like no other person ever could, which is both a blessing and a curse. In the words of Taylor swift, a nightmare dressed like a daydream. Usually ginger too.
by Patrickisacretin November 22, 2021
Get the Patrickmug. by logeybearxp December 16, 2019
Get the Patrick Shwavymug. Patrick is so sweet and caring and very attractive. He can always make a bad day so much better. He's the kind of guy you love spending time with. He's always there for you no matter what. He has the most gorgeous eyes ever. Patrick is really the most amazing guy you will ever meet.
by kikiagirld November 7, 2019
Get the Patrickmug. A.woman from.texas who has played with mens hearts and emotions to get what she needs and wants through love bombing and Trina bonds. She is beautifully tragic and Magic in her own ability to draw you in. And make you believe she has genuine feelings for you but really she hates you for loving her.. she is a constant flirt and lives to talk about herself non stop. Her eyes tell you everything you need to know about her. Cold and spiteful heart . She has had tragidies in her life..and thinks that's an excuse to treat everyone like shit . The kind of person to relish in men's heart ache and pain. Over her . The type to make your feelings and emotions over her an utter joke. Her smile is powerful and her game is on point. . And yes pun included on that last one.. she is the type to leave her kids with the nanny and dissapear on them leaving them without a mother for years so she can party and have sex with cute guys with nice cocks. But she says she will still come home to you . A real bonified narcasitic bitch with no empathy sympathy or untoxic love. In her . She is also the kind of bitch. To lie on you and steal your tools. And leave you broke. An run off with an old baby daddy. The best and worst thing to happen to you . A confussing mess of fishy stories and. The ability to play the victim in every situation ... One of the most selfish immature know it all players in the game a real stubborn spoiled bitch who hates to hear the word. No. SHe will destroy you
by Imalovinglife June 15, 2022
Get the Diana patrickmug.