Poon Tycoon

A Poon is someone who is both charming highly attractive, and effortlessly attracts women. This often leads to jealousy among his male counter parts due to his success and monopoly on women in his area.

Person 1: hey dude, what's your body count?
Tycoon: well what's yours?
Person 1: 4
Tycoon: that's cute, 14
Person 2: No shot!
Tycoon: mother fucker, I'm a Poon Tycoon

by The Pain train July 6, 2024

The Poon Tomb

A place where the pussy is laid to rest, or frequently killed.

Took Martha to the Poon Tomb last night...

by Thetoledotootsieroll July 10, 2025

Fake Poon Landing

When someone brags about sleeping with a girl when they haven't

"Yo Dave i totally shagged Diane last night".

"Nah Dave, she's away on holiday mate, I call bullshit on your fake poon landing"

by nav's mum March 24, 2017

poon smooge

A rusty or greyish mass eminating from some poon. Often an odor of offensive nature occurs from said smooge.

The poon smooge found whilst cleaning the restroom, has stained the tile.

by Retroguru2013 April 1, 2017

poon

used to describe a vape or other electronic nicotine device

“i can’t find my poon!”

by rvvv January 26, 2025

Poon Toon

A fool, a loser, the dumbest of all dummies. A playful term used to describe someone who is being an idiot, or not making sense.

"What the fuck does that mean you poon toon?"

by Vanillra September 15, 2020

Poon Pusher

The exact opposite of a cock block. Someone who pushes the vagina to you, to help you out.

Bob: "Without your help, I would've never fucked her"
Joe: "It's cool bro'. It's what I do, the exact opposite of a cock block"
Bob: "You've always been one of the best poon pushers around."

by Cornelius Finch September 29, 2011