Clown Dog

The act of wearing clown makeup while performing anal sex on a recipient that has not received an enema or some kind of anal douche prior to the act, followed by oral sex in which the recipient cleans the penis or dildo in a fashion resembling eating a chili dog at a carnival.

She is a hardcore ICP groupie.I heard they gave her a clown dog while they were on tour last year.

by Paul-E-Sure June 18, 2020

hooker-clown

A woman wearing too much makeup which gives off the appearance of a mix between a rodeo clown and a prostitute.

News Reporter: Michele Bachmann looked like a hooker clown during the first round of debates

Guy 1: You see that girl across the bar with the heavy eyeliner and red lipstick?

Guy 2:Yeah! She totally looks like a hooker-clown.

by camnewtownmvp November 1, 2011

Clown energy

The energy one exudes when they are a clown. It is used to describe foolish energy, one that seems serious but is always joking. One that can not be serious. The word originated from the first instance of clown energy, this was when the founder of the circus was born. His name is often known to start with the R but mostly referred to as the founder of clowns. He was born on the 22nd of February.

He was surprised when he was wRong, displaying nothing but foolish clown energy.

by hbdclown February 21, 2021

Ass Clown

At the circus the least talented performers are put inside the animal costumes. The horse costume requires 2 men. The circus owner determines which of the 2 stupid people is the absolute stupidest person and he is put at the rear. That guy is too stupid to find his own way around and so he's put in a job where all he has to do is hold onto other guy and follow him around.

Boss: How did the new worker do laying sods?

Employee: That guy is so stupid that I had to keep telling him it was green side up.

Boss: Shesh! What an Ass Clown!

by PurpleSwamper June 15, 2013

pre clown

A chick before she puts on makeup.

Hey Tony, yo lady came to my door last night while you was sleeping. But she was all pre clown so i sent her back to bed with yo azz.

by zwibble de jah jah December 10, 2008

Clown car

Donald Trump's limo.

And here comes the Clown car straight down 1600 Penn.

by That Lego on the floor April 28, 2017

Grey Clown

A serious medical condition caused by a lack of blood flow to the penis, not only in the form of Erectile Dysfunction, but also in normal blood flow. This leaves the penis permanently flaccid and with a slight greyish hint due to the lack of blood.

Jackson: Hey bro. I saw you taking Chloe home last night. You smash?
Paul: As soon as I took my pants off she laughed at my grey clown and left.

by Oceaninto January 5, 2017