you're a gent

On a forum where swearing is banned the "C" word gets automatically replaced with a non swear word. So the phrase "you're a C*nt" gets replaced with "you're a gent".

You sir , you're a gent of the highest order.

I dont want to talk to you, you're a gent!

by Sanity assassin. May 13, 2016

You're Screwed Theme

Any familiar music that plays associated with inevitable death.

Person 1: (Forgets to wind up the music box, so pop goes the weasel plays)
Person 2: the official you're screwed theme.

by Godzilla2019 December 3, 2021

You're a pickle

Someone you don't like is being a jerk and you want to insult them. Call them something salty and reference them to being small (down there) (can reference a gherkin too)

You have some nerve to try and insult me when you're a pickle.

by holly-jolly June 3, 2021

You know what you're saying?

A good enough response to the sixth or seventh time somebody has asked you if you know what they are saying, as smart ass as it might seem.

After about the sixth or seventh time somebody has asked you if you know what they are saying, it's not a bad idea to ask them you know what you're saying? before they turn you both into one of those guys, especially if that isn't you.

by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021

I know you're asleep but

Something a guy texts a woman at 3am, when he's most emotionally vulnerable so he can vent without fear of being judged

"I know you're asleep but I just wanted you to know that I love you lots, and I couldn't live without you"

by Sudo C0 December 19, 2023

you're a cig

you're a bitch

friend: wanna hang vro?
other friend: nah fewlie
friend: you're a cig vro
other friend: SICKKK

by sicksav October 2, 2017

you're mom

a legendary figure associated with an unknown man named Joe, you're mom is often a target of humerus insults.

You're mom is so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
You're mom is so stupid when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

by {insert username here} April 13, 2022