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National give your wife your hoodie

National give your wife your hoodie day means that you should give your hoodie away to your wife. You should try it! She will love it
Friend: do you know what day it is today? Did u remember to give it away?

Me: ofc i did! I will never forget National give your wife your hoodie day again
by Elise Mariella Holmstad March 31, 2021
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Your wife

What? Are you hiding her from me now? How am I supposed to think about her while I nut into my sock? Narcissists aren't born shit-brain. They're created by self-righteous, apathetic trash like you.
Hym "Which is it for you? Your wife shit out a retarded kid or did they get molested? Hopefully both. Or are you just some fat cock? Either way, you're a piece of shit. Die faster."
by Hym Iam December 2, 2023
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Pife Wife

An extremely powerful women accompanied by her wife and her son … a beautiful combo to be broken by nobody !!!
Hey pife wife , how’s the pife life treating you ? Doubleu Doubley
by Pooeee November 12, 2021
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Wife-fucker

A man who fucks another man’s wife. He lives by a code and will NOT have sex with another man’s wife if he is friends with that guy. He resonates 50 shades of grey energy.
Ryan’s a wife-fucker. He goes HAM & sport mode on another dude’s wife all night and/or the entire weekend - 50 shades of grey shit.
by Wife-fucker April 4, 2025
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Money wife

she fine
she bad
she’s the best you ever had
BUT SHE FINNA COST A BAG
That’s Nicole, she’s my money wife

I’m not tryna be ya baby mama, but i could be your money wife
by Nixmas October 2, 2019
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National Beat Your Wife Day

"grr I'm gonna go beat my wife cause today is December 26th"

"isn't that national beat your wife day?"
by KamiSoKawaii December 25, 2023
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No wife, no strife!

The truth woman don’t want you to know. The exact opposite of the saying Happy wife happy life.
Your wife won’t let you go out or buy a new car?!!!
I can because. No wife, no strife!
by bfrient December 8, 2021
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