Ryan Wagner

Hottest guy alive. Likely was bred in a lab by aliens to attract females. Well endowed.

I really want to f*** Ryan Wagner

by Swankdank November 17, 2019

Chris Wagner

When client is told workers are approaching burn out, they do absolutely nothing and lose them anyway. Nature is to squeeze every last drop of resources to their advantage and cut cost as much as possible.

Cat's pulling a Chris Wagner .

by CLOLO December 10, 2019

Jacob Wagner

A male who is as strong as a baby gorilla and has a mullet. Can deadlift over 500lbs but can’t squat. Funny dude and prefers chocolate pudding over vanilla. Burps into girls mouths when kissing them. If in a war type of situation his fart can kill the mightiest of men. You’ll always catch him with a protein shake and memes. Takes forever to have him leave his house to take him to school. All ladies want him.

“Bro look at Jacob Wagner, I want to be just like him!”

“Jacob Wagner is a god.”

by GmoneyFIn February 1, 2020

jase warner

Jase Warner is the type of guy to make you feel wanted and loved. He’s very closed off, and he hides his emotions very well. But, if he cares for you he’ll open up more and more, and you’ll realize that he’s the sweetest and most loving person ever. If you find yourself a jase Warner, fucking KEEP him! You’ll regret letting him go. He knows how to have fun, and sticks up for his opinions, and he doesn’t tolerate any bullshit, he doesn’t like to be pushed around and bosses around. So, watch for a jase Warner. He’s secretly very intelligent, and very hot and sexy. He’s the most amazing person ever. Trust me.

“OMG! It’s jase Warner! He’s so hot!”

by PurpleQuees May 18, 2020

Jack Wagner

A racist person against yellow people for instance the simpsons

wow i did not know you were a jack wagner Joe

by fsfffsfdfsd July 27, 2020

Bobby Wagner

Arguably the greatest middle linebacker currently in the NFL.

Dang! Bobby Wagner got some huge arms.

by Seattle8538537 August 18, 2020

Bruce Wane

When you don't know how to spell Batman's name.

You: types Bruce Wane in Urban Dictionary
This: pops up
You: Yay, I'm gonna click on this
Random Narrator: It was actually spelled Bruce Wayne.
You: WHO TF SAID THAT?!

by udontknowmeidontknowu January 4, 2021