walking stick

A stick of usually 42" to 54" in length used as a support for those with disabilities. Now quite defunct.

The old guy beat a few punk kids with his walking stick and gave them the thrashing of thier lives with his belt.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Washington Examiner

A right-wing propaganda site

Washington Examiner-Trump has done 300 things in two years

Normal person- Haha, so stupid

by Jam00235 January 20, 2019

Sleep Wanking

The act of ingesting an entire bottle of sleeping pills and then attempting to whack off before falling asleep.

Martyn: You guys ever tried sleep wanking?
Zach: Yeah! It's great cause you always win
Steven: Unfortunately you can never stay awake long enough to clean up the mess...
Lads: Aye!

by Martyn with a 'y ' bitches August 23, 2008

Walking the duck

Walking the duck is when you are either walking naked (only works if your a guy) or you are going commando and your fly is down...thus your little guy escapes and waddles when you walk.

TIM: Today I forgot to zip up, and my coworkers caught me walking the duck.
WORST DAY EVER!

by Nubman3 May 22, 2009

Walking Pylon

A Call of Duty 4 MLG(Major League Gaming)player he use to play halo 3 but then started playing Call of Duty 4 and he is now MLG

Wow, did you see Walking Pylon last night? he Smoked Bozio! that was awesome!

by Walking Pylon ownz! July 8, 2009

Walking shaft

An alternate name for a staircase

"It's on the third floor, should we take the elevator?"

"Nah, let's take the walking shaft"

by yricardo April 26, 2010

washing machine dick

When a woman is riding you cowgirl & she changes from a rhythmic up down back forward motion to one that attempts to reach all the angles in the known universe at once

I finally got that chick from my court mandated alcohol therapy class naked last night. Everything was amazing until she gave me the Washing Machine Dick. I'm going to need Alexander to get my dick out of this Gordian Knot!

by Demon of Nature June 10, 2017