wattenberg

A man who sits in the corner and jerks off while watching a stranger plough his wife. He cannot cum until his wife and stranger finish the act then urinate upon him.

Typically has self esteem and Daddy issues.

I think Bobby is a Wattenberg.

by Van Halen August 3, 2023

wattpad fanfiction fever

Picture this: you're chillin' like a penguin in a sauna, minding your own business, when suddenly your brain starts doing the Macarena and insists it's time to write a Wattpad fanfiction. This condition, scientifically known as "Imaginative Scribblemania," strikes at the most inconvenient times, like when you're supposed to be adulting or sleeping.

Now, brace yourself for the twisty plot noodles: you're not just writing any fanfic; you're resurrecting the mythical legends, Domique Ash and Sofia Hex. These two are like the Avengers of your imagination, and their fans are thirstier for their comeback than a dehydrated cactus in the Sahara.

Satanas : Caught in the grip of Wattpad Fanfiction Fever, Emily concocted a wildly imaginative tale where Cristiano Ronaldo traded his cleats for wizard robes, casting spells on the soccer field while Domique Ash and Sofia Hex cheered from the sidelines.

by elpelodelaconchadejungkook August 9, 2023

wattpad

the place where 12 year olds innocence goes to die.

12 y/o: "hey, i downloaded wattpad to write a book!"
20 y/o: "oh no.."
12 y/o: "and anime books and-"
20 y/o: "ohhhhh no"

by the_neighbors_kid August 15, 2023

Whatta Whatta

Whatta Whatta is an expression of surprise or confusion or maybe even a touch of excitement. The term Whatta Whatta signifies the human experience of hitting it, especially after the biggest 'im him moment'.

Farrrr Mashallah Whatta Whatta Hit it bruu Hit it

by Mashallah Hit it November 8, 2023

wattbrain

roleplaying in your mind, or thinking of your life like a book and narrating your movements like you are in a wattpad story.

Brain: As the pretty girl walked down the stairs, she was met by a group of darkly handsome young guys who all fell in love with her glowing crimson eyes...

Me: Jesus christ I need to stop Wattbraining

by Haru-Official December 13, 2023

wattpad

the infamous canon event we’ve all experienced and downloaded as a joke with our friends and read smut

Kayla: I’m bored

Melissa: What should we do?

Kayla: Download wattpad?
Melissa: YES

by timetogobeastmode August 10, 2024

Wattpad relationship height

A wattpad relationship height is where one person is 4'11 and the other is 7ft tall buff and sounds like batman.

Gosh i wish i had a wattpad relationship height with my boyfriend!

Girl, shes the tallest u can get

U WANT A TREEEEEE

by CurlEfry135 March 4, 2024