fridge-wife

A person consistently going to the fridge due to hunger.

Tommy goes to the kitchen so much he's a fridge-wife.

by BlindA. May 17, 2017

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Hot Wife Summer

Hot Girl Summer, but for girls in relationships.

“Are you doing hot girl summer with us?”
“Nah, I’m doing hot wife summer!”

by anonymous June 7, 2021

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Spear Wife

A woman who can easily beat men in combat sports, or a woman who easily embarrasses men in contact sports.

1. A woman who makes varsity on a male wrestling team is Spear Wife.

2. A woman trained in jujitsu who easily embarrasses + dominates larger male opponents is a Spear Wife.

by IronMikey August 12, 2025

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asylum wife

Crazy ahh girlfriend.

Can't get a break cause of my asylum wife.

by asylumhusband May 31, 2024

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Wife’s Gambit

Where a wife has to choose between giving a blowjob or having anal sex.

Last night I was faced with the wife’s gambit with my aggressive husband.

by chickenboy June 7, 2021

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wife ears

When the female in a relationship can't seem to process words coming from the man, especially as it relates to helping with small problems, easy obstacles, or ridiculously obvious.

Man 1: I suggested it would be easier to spend two minutes and drop it off at her friends place than wait for someone who's always late.
Man 2: And?
Man 1: We're still waiting here for her friend to show up and both of us are starving.
Man 2: Dude, I think your girlfriend is getting WIFE EARS......

by Mr B 61 March 9, 2016

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