beached whale

a scandalous online newspaper made by some amazingly genious girls
Did you read about *** getting shafted by **** in The Beached Whale today??
by Tabatha November 05, 2003
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beluga whale

An animal and/or sperm that lives in womens ovaries
Dusty: Was that a beluga whale i just saw?

Jen: You cant see beluga whales unless you are in my ovaries

Dusty: Oh i think i can
by Dawn1234 November 18, 2007
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great white whale

I was on chatroulette and there was a great white whale spotting.
by qweef shady June 29, 2011
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Giving A Whale A Tic Tac

A term used when a male is having intercourse with an extremely loose woman. The vagina has been so used, abused, and widened that the act of intercourse is likened to a Tic Tac (Penis) is being thrown into the mouth of a Whale (Vagina)
"Yeah I fucked that prostitute, but it was like Giving A Whale A Tic Tac"
by Bobbycuz April 30, 2006
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whale oil beef hooked

The written equivalent of many spoken terms, which expresses surprise which is somewhat more than mild, but which will also avoid potential removal for unsavory language.
by verbusaccidentibus February 07, 2010
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what you feel like doing when you're really, really, REALLY freakin' pissed.
"I'm so mad, I could just punch a baby whale in the face! Bam!"

"Wow, did you see Kelly when that dude told her she had small eyes? She looked like she wanted to punch a baby whale in the face!"
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Meth Whale Sky Diving

A very fun sport where you take meth and sky dive whilst sitting/standing on a whale and landing in people's pools. All the rage in Russia; also known as MWSD
by Kitty Kat^^ September 13, 2009
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