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Types of Kisses

THE KNOCKER

you and your special one try to kiss… and…. Thump! Your heads collide. Some prototypes are the side knocker, and the nose bumper.

SNOT ROCKET KISSER

you and your special one try to kiss… and you sneeze! Snot blows onto your beloveds face and they go into a seizure of disgust. Close relatives are the snot to mouth collision, and the dry snot meteor.

THE INTERRUPTION

you and your beloved try to kiss… and your dad comes through the door right as you kiss. Related to the grounded kisser.

THE FACEPLANT

you try to kiss your beloveds face, but they don’t know your trying to, and instead check thier phone or walk away, making you lose balance and faceplant.
There you are! Types of Kisses ^*^
by MirakatFursona January 22, 2025
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Type any word

Oh, so you've decided to type this in the search bar, huh? Well, listen here you little motherfucker. Your lazy ass is clearly bored, so bored that you decided to type THIS in the search bar. So go away, stop typing this, and don't come back again.
A: I am bored.
B: I typed "Type any word" in the search bar.
A: You're clearly more bored.
by Look here! Ok, you've looked. November 29, 2021
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Gonsta type 2

Babe I'm gonna gonsta type 2, get help!!
by YaLikeJazzG1 January 6, 2024
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shawty type 5

there are tiers to rate a girl from 1 to 5 and 5 is the best. shawty type 5 means shes the best of the best. good looking and everything.
"damn shawty type 5": the dude
"fr": me
by cmr1 November 27, 2022
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machine type

Pertaining to a firearm using high capacity ammunition feeding devices that is discharged at a high rate of speed through use of man operated mechanical means. Such as a hand crank or dual trigger.
Machine type weapons include a hand cranked gatling gun or belt fed machine gun out fitted with dual trigger or handcrank.
by PKFH January 25, 2012
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type dick

A phrase popularized by Elliot Cadeau's brother formally known as saucekill. Type dick is to agree with your peers. A response to something relatable.
"Yo bra yo fit fye."
"Type dick"
by Biggiest T December 11, 2024
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robert type joke

A Robert type joke is a very cringe/corny ass joke.
"They call me Scottie cause i be pimpin", yeah that was a robert type joke
by HMMS November 19, 2023
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