Twit Twat

Defines those that use twitter in every aspect of their lives, endlessly spamming you until the point you snap and do something horrific to them.

Rick "Oh my GOD. why won't your phone stop beeping!?"
Trevor "IT'S STUPID CHRIS AND HIS TWITTER UPDATES! First he was brushing his teeth, then he was flossing, then he was rinsing.. It's unbearable"
Rick "What a..., a..."
Trevor "What a Twit Twat"
Rick "Agreed"

by TheTallan June 4, 2011

twat waddle

a dirty girl's long and stretched out cunt curtains

I got my man meat all tangled up in that filthy bitch's twat waddle. Courtney Love must have an enormous twat waddle.

by turd lunch July 10, 2005

emo twat

A person who plays/listens to the worst music of all time. You can find them crying in a corner slitting their own wrists.

"Shut up you stupid fucking emo twat!"

by HAND May 5, 2004

twat shot

when a person takes their hand, in the shape of a gun with one or two fingers extended and the rest in a fist, and inserts the "gun" into a women's vaginal and uses the thumb to stimulate the women's clitoris

dude i gave my girl the twat shot yesturday and i completely destroied that pussy

by Jay Blunt December 31, 2006

jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat

one who is so jumped-up they will ne'er (never) come down, they shovel shite and they are no less than a twat.

Toff- "Oh, i see your driving a ford... I have a porsche!"
Dave- "Shut the fuck up, you jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat"

by Danarky May 14, 2003

twatbag

A pair of women's panties

I'd like to get into her twatbag

by Valerie September 9, 2003

Twat Balloon

A sexual act where a man belches or farts into a womans vagina. she will then queef it out ensuring great pleasure to the sick bastard who just farted or burped into her vagina.

That bitch was nasty as hell! she asked for a twat balloon straight up!

by sarah_2013 March 14, 2010