Twitter Funnel Effect

When two people on the Twitter platform have two contradictory opinions, only for someone to say that the same two opinions came from one entity; thus the person labeling that entity as a walking contradiction.

Person 1: Why is it that Twitter thinks that cats are great, but then says that cats are the worst creature on Earth?
Person 2: Dude, I think that’s just the Twitter Funnel Effect in play. Those are Tweets from two different people.

by FoxofGrey April 3, 2024

Twitter Arab

Someone who claims to be either Muslim or Arab, despite patently being a fucking American who can’t point to Palestine (let alone the Middle East) on a map.

A: free Palestine!

B: what are your thoughts on gay rights in the middle east?

A:

A: free Palestine!

B: lmao, Twitter Arab moment

by twohumanskullsbytheway April 21, 2025

Twitter

A social and media web site promoting random personal text in limited characters to random people helping promote online friendships and more...

People who purchase twitter _itBots are looking for love in the right places, and people talking to these twitter bots are benefiting in potential IRL human friendship{s}, and AI advancement online. TY TWITTER

by Hello uU www site! TY May 21, 2016

Twitter

hell

"Oh hey are you going on Twitter?"
"If by Twitter you mean hell then yes"

by Omnizoid January 30, 2022

Ace of blink twitter

When someone mentions the “ace of blink twitter” they are referring to @RUKAPINKIYA. She is the best blink on Twitter hands down :))

RUKAPINKIYA is the ace of blink twitter.

by RUKAPINKIYA March 16, 2022

Twitter

A place that i can't fucking ignore at night, all the fucking notifications, god help me.

Twitter is fucking killing me, send help, i need therapy.

by Swervzy September 24, 2019

Twitter

T̶w̶i̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ Xitter (Pronounced Shitter) is probably in my experience as well as many others the most godforsakenly retarded website on this already fucked up earth, it is not only filled to the brim with porn flooding your homepage, but spoiled, overpriveledged, whiny assholes that didn't get loved enough by their parents so they become chronically online and spew absurd shit to cope. if you're a xitter user do yourself a favour for you and for brainhealth and delete your account, i myself in fact.. used to be a xitter user, i wanted to find content relevant to my interests so i clicked my homefeed, and instead was eyeraped with a plethora of revolting images, such include: a drawing of 2 creeps giving eachother oral (69) a tweet of some bitch telling other people to grow up because they won't eat her stinking ass pussy, several images of women showing off their enormous plastic tits (i'm literally asexual so this hoe got nothing on me) and more that would probably get this post taken down because it's so bad and fucked up, after i had enough of it, as in i'm completely and utterly sick of having bare butthole and vagina stuck into the camera instead of the things i actually liked, i deleted xitter and moved. (bsky)

tldr; xitter is retarded and full of whores and crybaby toddlers that need to shut the fuck up
move until it's too late and you're a chud

jake: *goes on Twitter*

jake: dude, look at all this disgusting shit!
tommy: bro what the fuck is wrong with this site
jake: time to delete this cesspool of whores and brats i'm fucking done, man!
tommy: you should move to bsky
jake: *moves*
(jake spent the rest of his life not getting brainrotted!) good ending! :D
I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1🐬🐬🐬🌈🌈🌈🌞🌞🌞🌞🌈🌈🌴🌴🌴🌷🌷🌷🌟🌟🌟

by prickstabber69420 November 26, 2024