tardy the turtle

"Slow" turtle from 'The Greg the Bunny Show". Has a Phd from Harvard and like to eat sandwiches.

Tardy the Turtle:"The crayon's taste like purple"

by theangryscot September 29, 2006

evict the turtle

From "Turtle heading," when you force out the "Turtle, also see "Decapitate" the turtle

"dude, i was turtle heading so bad, totally busting my guts, till im gonna go evict the turtle in your room"

by Dan the pc butcher February 29, 2008

turtle fuck

To light a cigarette off of another cigarette that is already lit

John: I need a light for my cigarette.
Bob: I don't have anymore matches, I'll just give you a turtle fuck.

by jiblair July 26, 2005

Turtle head

Used when describing an intense need to crap.

Hurry up and stop at a bathroom, I've got a turtle head.

by Club 333 February 24, 2005

Turtle Beaking

The act of someone shoving their nose into someone else's foreskin. Usually occurring after ejaculation of the sperm.

Person 1: I heard that Sally and Kyle preformed the act and process of Turtle Beaking.

Person 2: Really? Why that is a rather strange way to express each others devotion towards one another.

by Korgath the Barbarian November 29, 2010

turtle

Someone who is slow at realizing just about anything. They comprehend something 5 minutes after you say it. They are usually awfully slow.

"Man im no turtle!"
"I said you were an hour ago"

by iamthyturtle January 13, 2012

tittle

That's a third nipple.

I gotta get my tittle removed. It's a little embarrassing.

by Scikoop75 December 18, 2020