After having anal sex with a woman, a man proceeds to go down on her asshole and blow into it. If she farts it back into his mouth/face before he can move, it is called the Turkish Hot Air Balloon
Guy 1: Hey I heard you got with that little chica last night!
Guy 2: Dude that fuckin' bitch....
Guy 1: What?!
Guy 2: I went to toss her salad after we fucked, she gave me a Turkish Hot Air Balloon!
Guy 1: I'm not sharing that cigarette with you
Guy 2: Dude that fuckin' bitch....
Guy 1: What?!
Guy 2: I went to toss her salad after we fucked, she gave me a Turkish Hot Air Balloon!
Guy 1: I'm not sharing that cigarette with you
by rick powers February 9, 2010
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A Sneaky Turkey occurs when one is at a Renaissance Fair (or any other venue that sells turkey legs) and the man inserts the turkey leg into the girl's vagina....Anal insertion may be performed as well, however, this designates the 'smokey turkey' due to discoloration. Both sexual acts end with the unlucky girl being force to exclaim 'gobble gobble'.
by TC/JK June 9, 2009
Get the Sneaky Turkey mug.when having sexual intercourse you use a dollop of gravy as lube and you stick your penis in her bum
dude i moist turkeyed the shit out of your mom the night before thanksgiving. maybe thats why the turkey smelled like fish..
by Raskal64bra November 25, 2010
Get the moist turkey mug.The act of a man, weraing boxers, pulling his penis up and tucking it into the waistband of his boxers so that only the head is showing and is pinned against his abdomen by the boxers' waistband, then pulling his balls out of the front of his boxers, thus simulating the neck and frill of a turkey. This trick is closely related to The Mongoose.
by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011
Get the The Turkey mug.A repulsive sexual maneuver when you are having sex with a girl with a warbling double chin. You jab your dick in her mouth, making her chin vibrate as she is making turkey sounds. Just before ejaculation you pull out and turn her around, going for the dirt road while she is on all four.
That Tom is such a quitter, I really wanted to get a hold of him but he was out four wheeling with the turkey lady all weekend.
Originated in Idaho, modified in Chicago, perfected in NYC
Originated in Idaho, modified in Chicago, perfected in NYC
by Klascombat October 18, 2010
Get the Four wheeling with the turkey lady mug.Widely practiced in Turkey-When a combination of bodily fluids (urine, semen, saliva, blood, mucus, tears, pus, and feces) is mixed in a honey jar, only to be dumped in a partners anus or mouth during intercourse, only to be violently shook around inside the mouth or anus, then spat back onto the partner.(does not have the same effect with gay sex due to gay sex being not okay), (works fine with lesbian sex though)
“Son, why does your breath smell so foul?” “Shit got wild last night and I decided to give my girlfriend the Turkish Honey Jar, Mom!”
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