A person who main income is derived by selling shit and dung. Genrally used as an insult to someone's ability at anything.
Also: Shit Monger (being polite)
Also: Shit Monger (being polite)
Why did you do that! Your such a turd monger!!!
Why don't you go peddle your turds else where you turd monger!
Why don't you go peddle your turds else where you turd monger!
by Mark January 9, 2003
Get the Turd Mongermug. No such word, only reason you're looking here is because some person with no personality can't laugh at funny things/people.
by Oz January 20, 2005
Get the SNL turdsmug. A "turd cake" is a useless little nerd, most often they are in their early teens, like 12 year old boys.
BUT, they can also be adults who never grew out of the "turd cake" stage.
BUT, they can also be adults who never grew out of the "turd cake" stage.
ex: Mr. Charles, can I have this? Mr. Charles, can I have that?
Mr. Charles, I am cooler than you.
Turd Cake Repellent starts with: No you useless "turd cakes" stfu, and go bother your parents.
Mr. Charles, I am cooler than you.
Turd Cake Repellent starts with: No you useless "turd cakes" stfu, and go bother your parents.
by Max Chill February 26, 2010
Get the turd cakemug. Other than its literal definition this term is often used to explain something that is unwanted or unexpected. Most often referring to an unwanted event or guest.
For the literal definition, see: Urinal cookie
For the literal definition, see: Urinal cookie
Me: My 30 year old brother had a fight with his landlord and has moved back in with me and my dad because of his complete inability to take care of himself.
Friend: Yeah, he sounds like a total turd in the urinal.
Friend: Yeah, he sounds like a total turd in the urinal.
by dmsdjing July 4, 2011
Get the Turd in The Urinalmug. usually a annoying-ass individual who thinks he/she is a hippie and pretty much the reincarnation of "Jimmy Hendrix". These "Turd Trolls" are mostly famous for their turd-like dredlocks, which are fashioned by week old piece of turd found in the jungles of South Africa, but to obtain this majestic substance they must fight off the powerful wilderbeasts of the jungle with their extremely terrible taste in music. Thus the music was so audibly painful, the wilderbeasts jumped off the tallest of mountains and committed suicide. After this vicious battle, the "Turd Troll" calls his servants of dung beetles to roll up the "goods" and rub and roll the turd on their head, swirling their poorly damaged hair around it. Atlas! You have your "Turd Troll". These species of people usually wear tie-dye and wish they were Jamaican, even though they're white as hell.
Person #1: "Hey is that a "Turd Troll"?
Person #2: Does he have dredlocks and wearing tie-dye
with Jimmy Hendrix on it?
Person #1: Yup.
Person #2: Then, he is a Turd Troll.
Person #1: Awwww, poor douchebag.
Person #2: Does he have dredlocks and wearing tie-dye
with Jimmy Hendrix on it?
Person #1: Yup.
Person #2: Then, he is a Turd Troll.
Person #1: Awwww, poor douchebag.
by j-jello January 7, 2010
Get the Turd Trollmug. "Geeze, Billy....take a look at the turd clippers on Mary Beth!!! I'd like to bury my sausage in that!!!!"
by Budaploud July 8, 2009
Get the Turd Clippersmug. When a homosexual male defacates in the morning after homosexual intercourse. The residue from his partner is on top of his stool and is white in colour.
When Roger looked in the toilet after a crap he noticed a snowcapped turd, he then knew that Arthur hadn't worn a condom like he said.
by FastRobbie October 1, 2007
Get the snowcapped turdmug.