Twinkle Tits

When an obese man has rather large man boobs that get so sweaty they twinkle in the sun light.

"Oh man, Brian should wipe his twinkle tits, he's blinding me!"

by Gunther Gumball February 22, 2008

witches tit

the extreme ends of any spectrum

Man, its colder than a witches tit out here.

by ross March 5, 2004

donkey tits

Donkey tits are the mammory glands of a sloppy, thick bodied female. Generally the breasts of a swamp donkey. Donkey tits are generally the only redeeming quality of these husky heffers, and as such they will commonly be over exposed.

Guy 1: "You see that fat girl with half a shirt on"

Guy 2: "Ya, she needs to cover those donkey tits"

Guy 1: "Was that a swamp donkey? I just saw a set of donkey titties"

Guy 2: I donno, I didnt see her, all i heard was "HEE HAWW HEE HAWW"

by JackMeHoffHard March 14, 2010

A tit nipply

when the place you are currently in or discribing is a bit cold.

Boy it's a tit nipply outside in the fall air.

by Anna m. Johnson September 25, 2005

hot as tits

being uncomfortably hot, usually in a situation where there are many people in one room

damn, it's hot as tits in here.

by Devin creedz January 25, 2008

Walleye Tits

Girl who's nipples are pointed outward, not strait forward, similar to the eyes on a walleye (fish).

Brandon: hey man. that trim I had last night had walleye tits!

Sam: eww sick dude!

Brandon: ya but she's a great lay. I did her doggie cuz I wasen't sure which one to look at when I was on top!

by Socata December 9, 2008

Bic tits

Tits adorned with obvious blue veins, as if they have been marked with a pen

"Wee man, your bird's got Bic tits"

by Eddie Corrick March 14, 2007