Thumb oven

Simply put, your own asshole. A nice warm personal oven just for you or a close friends thumb.

Look at Neil over there checking if his Thumb Oven is preheated.

by Mr.Biscuits January 16, 2021

pocket thumb

Referring to one penis as a thumb as to say I want to finger you with the old pocket thumb

I still have a little sauce on the old pocket thumb if u want to have a salty snack

by Blueberry starburst March 2, 2023

Thumb-up-the-ass

A word to describe an egotistical or unnecessarily dismissive comment or opinion online

Online person: (has an egotistical or unnecessarily dismissive opinion)

Online person 2: Jesus Christ on a cracker, please stop it with your fucking thumb-up-the-ass opinion

by Dr. Ough June 21, 2024

thumb roll

when you text someone and rethink your message as your clicking the send button and you pull your finger down on the screen so It won't send

I was texting Alex last night and was going to tell him I liked him at the last second I thumb rolled so i didn't fuck up

by yoter May 28, 2015

Thumb Wars

Verb. Used to define when two men sit down at the same time while making a thumbs up gesture on the seat next to them, proceeding to insert their thumbs up the other individuals rectal cavity.

John: hey you wanna play thumb wars while we watch house hunters?

Joe: yeah I'd love to but only if you spit on it first.

by Yee Olde Jew February 19, 2022

beer thumb

Effect on one’s ability to text caused by the consumption of too much beer

"Thanks to Chucky's beer thumb, we had no clue the cops were conducting a sobriety checkpoint at the golf course entrance."

by bearded steamer October 13, 2011

thumb gallery

place where naked women put small pictures so horny green eye'd hairy faced men can oggle them...

I goggle thumb gallery & mr softie became mr hardie.

by itichie_nocanpo October 22, 2006