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table

A woman with no feminine qualities. An inanimate object, an it. Anything but a female.
There goes Karen! What a table.
by Imol'Gregg April 11, 2022
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OH NO OUR TABLE ITS BROKEN

The memes are good and old still funny do u want penis pills yea its do be kool oh no our table its broken not that much
by mice is nice April 4, 2022
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Table fry

Ah! Put your table fry away!
by Lickmelizzie March 30, 2022
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Sack on the table

term coined by commercial real estate brokers

to put ones ball sack on the table to convey

back up your bullshit

balls fully on the line

standing behind your word
reputation at stack
when i tell you they can close i put my F*cking sack on the table
by bigsackbilly November 13, 2019
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Table Play

1. Hard sex on a table
2. When slime is good for playing on a table
1. My boyfriend and I did some table play yesterday *wink*
2. This slime is really good for clicks, bubble pops, and table play
by snoowell September 4, 2022
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under the table

1. A way to watch porn in class usually by people who sit in the back

2. A story to say while someones parents are walking by; the story goes like this, (There was a kid named Avi that got in trouble when the teacher caught him jerking off to intense lizard porn)
1. Want to sit together in class so we can do under the table.
2. That kid punched me for saying under the table.
by Mr. cream de la cream February 28, 2022
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