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The Tik Tok War
The Tik Tok War Was A War In The App Of Tik Tok, Where The Gamer Boy Army With Lots Of Help From Other Gamer Factions Destroyed And Crushed The Furry Armed Forces. It Lasted From November 10th To December 6th.
A: I Fought In The Tik Tok War.
B: I Salute You, Who Did You Ally With?
A: The Furries.
B: *Grabs Nerf Minigun*
A: All Hail Weebus Dingus.
B: *Shoots A*
B: I Salute You, Who Did You Ally With?
A: The Furries.
B: *Grabs Nerf Minigun*
A: All Hail Weebus Dingus.
B: *Shoots A*
The Tik Tok War by Flipping Thing's Like An Idiot December 22, 2018
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The Theory of Relative Hottness
The theory that states that one judges a guy/girl's hottness by comparing him/her to those around them. This explains why one would think someone is hotter when seen at, say a movie theater, than at school. There are fewer to compare them to.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl that goes to your school is really hot.
Guy 2: Naw, that's the theory of relative hottness. At school she's not that hot.
Guy 2: Naw, that's the theory of relative hottness. At school she's not that hot.
The Theory of Relative Hottness by Free6000 December 17, 2008
The Tiger Song
The theme song of the geek squad/wolf pack. Originates from an awesome little movie called The hangover and goes a little something like this:
What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras? Or Halle Berry in her cat woman suit? Well don't you worry your pretty striped head we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend doug and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. doug doug doug dougy dougy dougy doug doug. And if he's been murdered my crystal meth tweakers... then we're shit out of luck :P
What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras? Or Halle Berry in her cat woman suit? Well don't you worry your pretty striped head we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend doug and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. doug doug doug dougy dougy dougy doug doug. And if he's been murdered my crystal meth tweakers... then we're shit out of luck :P
The Tiger Song by luckymw1313 December 14, 2010
The Triple Sac
The act by which a male participant grasps the undermost skin of the scrotum (directly above the foremost part of the taint) using only the second knuckles of every finger. Meanwhile, while utilizing both thumbs, push the head of the flaccid phallus into the scrotum itself. Creating the 'frightened turtle' illusion. With the fingers still clasped, simply pull the undercoating over the thumbs and release them. (Think of this as over-tucking into bed.) If all goes accordingly, you have just executed the Triple Sac and have become three times the man of Tom Green.
While trimming your marvelous ball fro, attempt to incorporate the triple sac method to prevent minor cuts, dings and razor burn to the undersack.
The Triple Sac by DirtNasty Dan September 1, 2011
the toronto
A sexual act, performed annually on the eve of Passover, using an "exchange rate" of 5 U.S. (men) to 2 Canadian (women). During the festivities, one man is designated as "Cal Ripken", a.k.a. "The Iron Horse", and must be involved for the entirety of the event, even if he is "hit by a pitch" (semen). It is also customary that one of the women disparages the size of one of the male participants, an unfortunate but completely avoidable situation with the appropriate amount of pre-game fluffing.
It should also be noted that anal access must be formally requested first (preferably in writing). Failure to do so will result in a 5-minute major, during which time the offending male will be chastised for his actions, but he may continue fluffing himself in an effort to stay in the game.
The Toronto is considered over when the two female participants pass out or a fake phone call is placed from the hotel front desk asking people to leave.
It should also be noted that anal access must be formally requested first (preferably in writing). Failure to do so will result in a 5-minute major, during which time the offending male will be chastised for his actions, but he may continue fluffing himself in an effort to stay in the game.
The Toronto is considered over when the two female participants pass out or a fake phone call is placed from the hotel front desk asking people to leave.
the toronto by The iron horse May 31, 2016