the pies

A condition resulting from investing hot sauce usually apparent hours after or the following day.

Don't use dat hot sauce on yo tacos, it'll gov you the pies. Use this one instead.

by Beefstake December 10, 2016

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the pit

A place you go where you have lost the will to live. Full of stripper poles and girls who think they are the new Pamela Anderson, these girls are bogans who think they are better than they are. Your typical lad will think it's acceptable to grind up and down you like a grater when in actual reality the girl he is doing this act to has her eyes widened with a vulgar scared look on her face hoping her friend gets her out of this sticky situation

Guy 1: oi pit Friday?
Guy 2: oath man, three birds i'm talking to on tinder will be there?

Girl 1: want to go to the pit tonight?
Girl 2: thank god i fake tanned last night or else I wouldn't go. How many pingas are we doing?

by isurgirlswagmama April 6, 2017

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the pingu

A sexual position where one gentleman flaps their arms squawking until another gentleman comes up behind them and places their head between their legs like a penguin's egg. The second gentleman then promptly places the first gentleman's genitalia in his mouth. Then the first gentleman proceeds to waddle around until he releases his load onto the pavement.

Hey, James, Wanna try the pingu??

by JustAcceptMyName May 16, 2017

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The pirate

As you're doing her from behind spit on her back and pretend you are cumming....as she turns around, cum in her eye and watch her say argggg.

Last night I tried The pirate on your sister.

by Snatch master 7 July 23, 2017

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the pirate

The pirate position is a unique sex position and it's called the pirate because the man will ejaculate his sperm into his hand and throw it onto his partner's right eye and kick him or hers left leg quite hard so she will jump around like a pirate.

Guy 1: Oh my gosh, I literally did the pirate with her last night!
Guy 2: How hard did you kick?
Guy 1: Hard enough.

by bananen123 July 31, 2017

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