smell test

When you have no more clean clothes and the only clothes that you have are on the floor. So you go and pick them up and give them a good sniff, if they don't stink you wear it.

"Dude, I had to do a smell test on my shirt today."

by COBullrider May 2, 2007

boob test

When a woman presses her chest against a wall, if her nose touches the wall before her boobs do, she passes.

Her boobs were so big she had 3 inches of space before her nose hit the wall.

She was so flat, she didn't pass the boob test so I sent her home.

by ajs1020 February 3, 2008

Test Tube Baby

1. A child conceived via artificial insemination using a test tube. 2. Any such person who as an adult makes consistently poor decisions or otherwise acts foolishly. 3 A complete fuckin' idiot.

Ryan is a test tube baby.

I jerked off in a test tube, a girl poured it in her cunt, hence 9 months later we had a test tube baby.

by OCDTTB September 24, 2010

testa

a big cock sucking homo that likes ryan conner aka a big penius

big cock sucking mother fucker

by Joe March 9, 2005

Standard Speed Test

A gay typing test that is a annoying wrong judgement of your typing skills.

Blayney this standard speed test is crap!

by yarr February 17, 2006

Big arm test

A big arm test is a visual check of the diameter of a girls arms to determine if she will blow up in the future. If a girl has large arms but a small body while young, chances are she will become fat in the long haul.

person 1 - "damn, look at that girl on the beach, i'd marry her!"

person 2 -"nah dude, she fails the big arm test, shes gonna blow up like a blimp"

by Team Este June 13, 2010

testaburger

1. South Park charactor Wendy's last name.
2. What you get when you piss off a sadomachoist lesbain (your balls on a bun).
3. A great alternate name for a hamburger.

1. My name is Wendy Testaburger.
2. I called Sarah a cunt, so she gave me a testaburger.
3. Let's go cook us some testaburgers!

by Comrade 47 February 29, 2008