tard box

a really really stupid version of a retard. most scene kids use it!

omg that guy is such a tard box

by sceeneydixee April 13, 2007

Tard Locker

This is a synonym for the handicap stall in a bathroom. Can be for a male or female bathroom.

I love spreading out in the tard locker. It's spacious and if I get in trouble it has the handlebars there to keep me upright.

by MrTouchdown October 1, 2010

Tard-Farmer

When someone you know is driving a tractor and has their phone in their back pocket and pocket texts you over and over for an hour without realizing it.

Guy 1: What are all these stupid ass texts that make no sense about?

Guy 2: Sorry man, I left my phone in my back pocket while I was using the excavator and I must have text you on accident.

Guy 1: Well lock your keypad you stupid tard-farmer.

by El Davo XXXIV September 12, 2011

Tardcore

Not for the squeamish, this category of porn is much like death metal..... you either love it or hate it

Man, I watched some tardcore porn last night and can't get the noises out of my head. Im not sure if she was being tortured or having the time of her life

by ComedyByAlan December 21, 2018

craf'tard

A loser that has no life and plays warcraft and other lame-ass computer games.

Townsend is playing warcraft right now

What did you expect from a Craf'tard

by Wyvernz October 17, 2006

high-tarded

When you've gone and smoked yourself retarded, or you are retarded and stoned. Either way, you are high-tarded.

At the grocery store...

Laura: I think our sacker was high!

JP: Uh, no, I think he was just "slow"

Laura: Dude, I guess that makes him high-tarded.

by Laura S June 3, 2007

wii-tard

A person that can't quite grasp the concept of Wii.
This person will often lose to young children.
Also has trouble with Nintendo, Play Station 3, and X Box.

My 8 yr old niece and I were boxing against each other on Wii, and she knocked me out 4 times.
I am such a Wii-tard.

by going fishin July 9, 2009