Turkey (gobble gobble)

To tickle underneath a mans ballsack. Usually dont while saying gobble gobble. Usually done between close friends for a laugh. Also see Goose...

Im gonna Turkey (gobble gobble) Jamie In The changing room

Turkey (gobble gobble) by NORMANBEN October 21, 2010

turkey neck fiesta

When a group of of men surround a sombrero and masturbate onto it.

Man, it's like a turkey neck fiesta in here.

turkey neck fiesta by Captain J Cizzle November 29, 2011

Turkey Day 

Thanksgiving is America's very successful attempt at white washing American history (what's new).
Native American's have NOTHING to be thankful for on this lovely day in November, I mean, unless you want to count the small pox infested blankets that almost wiped them out.

On the last day of November American families have the pleasure of gathering around their tables across the country to give thanks. This is a noble act and tradition and should be upheld in spite of the terrible history behind it. In an effort to be sensitive to that history and the beautiful act of practicing gratitude the term "Thanksgiving" has been replaced by some people with "Turkey Day" being as turkeys are a staple in the historically inaccurate fable as well as American tables on this very day.

Decent Human Being 1: Happy Turkey Day!!!
Decent Human Being 2: Thanks! You Too!

Decent Human Being: Ooooh! I cannot wait for Turkey Day
Possibly Willfully Ignorant Human Being: What? Thanksgiving? Why do you call it that?
Decent Human Being: Oh, I recognize the day and appreciate being able to spend time with the family but... because of the history of the day, I guess I refuse to celebrate genocide.

Turkey Day by 3rdEyeOpen November 22, 2019

brown turkey bacon 

black under cover cop

that damm brown turkey bacon just pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket

brown turkey bacon by gav123 December 26, 2006

Pink Turkey 

when u give a girl the pink slipper and then get down on ur knees and blow that inverted rectum until that shit bleeds.

last night I fell down some stairs cause im a clumsy bitch and then Rupert gave me a pink turkey and left.

dad-steve did you just give ur sister a pink turkey??????

son-no way dad ur gross teheheheh!

dad- youre grounded lol

Pink Turkey by the scumpster April 25, 2010

wild turkey jerk off

When a guy jerks off intensely making Turkey noises and then cums on his girlfriend's back and sticks feathers to it

Me and my girlfriend might try a wild Turkey jerk off

wild turkey jerk off by Kinkyp33nyborder July 8, 2015

Turkey Wattle 

It is a vagina thats been used and abused. Origin is the North American Turkey , under it's beak is its wattle and it hangs down and flip-flops around when it walks. This is precisely what happens to a womans labia majora after being excessively stretched on numerous occasions after intense and frequent prior sexual encounters. Whether or not the Turkey Wattle is a desirable trait; is in the eyes of the beholder but in most circumstances it is not viewed favorably.

Example set in a dialogue:
Friend 1 : " How was hooking up with that girl the other night ?"
Friend 2 : " That girl was hot but her Turkey Wattle was like down to her knees"

Turkey Wattle by Lott Scevy December 20, 2007