Andrew van auken

A micro sized marscopian, a child porn lover, a toe tickling practitioner, Andrew van auken is every girls dream... every girl named Elizabeth Tang

Oh Andrew van auken, lick my man pussy
"Evan I'm going to shove my cock up your ass" exclaimed Andrew van auken

by Allah the third March 25, 2025

Kyle Van Stokkum

A type of person who is a bitch nigga with an copiously inflated ego.

Person 1: What page do we need to turn to?
Kyle: Too stupid to figure it out yourself?
Person 1: Fucking Kyle Van Stokkum Bitch nigga.

by SmellaLover May 25, 2023

van der toot

A fart shrouded in mystery.

Dude 1: What is that smell?

Dude 2: OMG, somebody van der tooted!

Dude 3: Who was it!?

Dude 4: It wasn't me!

Dudes 1,2,3,4: *points finger at each other

by iamdubz June 25, 2010

Van Dyke

A picture of a penis, known colloquially as a "dick pic"
It's most sarcastic use is of sending a publicity still of the actor Dick Van Dyke to a friend - you did indeed send a picture of a Dick. However, this can be best used when moaning to a friend (in polite society) when you have become the unwilling recipient of a picture of an actual penis.

Two minutes of chatting with this guy online, and he send me a Van Dyke...

by kapweeng June 11, 2018

Van

art personified, full of tiny things, something sublime, so extremely cute that it doesn't seem real

Van, is a pretty good guy.

by vavav November 22, 2021

van

Either an extremely rare first name to have, or a vehicle you should run away from.

Did you hear about Van? Yeah, I heard he drives a van.

by thecan April 11, 2021

Mr Jansen Van Rensburg

The greatest maths teacher of all time. No, greatest teacher of all time. Funny, smart, handsome, he has it all. My favourite South African and maybe my favourite man in the whole world.

Man I love Mr Jansen Van Rensburg.

Who doesn't? He's the best.

by BenjaminHaroldBays May 12, 2023