capturing a bat

A generic, unverifiable excuse to be late.

I'm capturing a bat. I might be late to work.

by ValidExcuses August 1, 2018

Flange bat

Female flailer

The flange bat made a mess of the living room in 10 minutes.
(see the word flange as it means cunt in your dictionary)

by Betty Beefcake April 30, 2024

Bat

Something Crazy

That’s totally bat bro

by battybro March 23, 2022

Droopy Bat

Masturbate while flaccid

I would love to give Devin a droopy bat

by ChocAn January 17, 2024

Cig-bat

cigarette bat . A cig filter shooten from fingers to hurt someone or for no reason.

-hey what are you doing

-am doing a cig-bat to this can
-oke , good luck

by Zdzisiek October 14, 2021

Teddy-bat

An emo kid so cute you want to hug it. Yet so repulsive you want to vomit on it.

Look at that teddy-bat's mustard colored hair.

Sarah: will you get me a teddy-bat for Christmas?

Mommy: As long as you clean up its poo.

by Who am I again? November 4, 2008

Bat-man

bat-man is the budget cut cousin of Bruce Wayne (batman) and hates applesauce man. she has the ability to be drunk whenever she wants. She fights crimes with her 2 sidekicks Ro-bin and alfredo. she doesn't kill but hates

applesause-man because he kills babies.

person: Is that batman?

Bat-man: no im bat-man

person: are you drunk bat-man

Bat-man: Maybe

by Erikimoe Garciamoe February 5, 2019