Top and tail

a sleeping arrangement involving two people with their heads at opposite ends of the bed. Often proposed as a precursor for surprise sex where the other party is unwilling.

i asked her if she would mind a top and tail but she said she did mind. I guess I'll have to make to with a hand shandy on the couch again.

by HonestJamie June 2, 2015

lobster-tail

A sex act in which one person partially squeezes poop out and then dips it in butter and the second person sucks on it.

"Dude, that lobster-tail tasted like shit."

"That's the point."

by Not James. May 3, 2009

fox tailer

Defecating with no regard for anyone else's well-being.

My boy fox tailed behind my house.

by Matryx February 11, 2003

pony tail freak

old obsessive man sporting a pony tail. enjoys the company of little boys and young adults when they are riding "nuts to ass" on a crappy motorbike.

That pony tail freak needs to be imprisoned for being a total faggot.

by puppy! December 16, 2008

Brony Tail

A pony tail made from the lower back hair of a brony.

Stephan braided his Brony Tail before going to the new club, The Purple Dragon.

by CometOps April 8, 2013

Here comes SS Kamph tail, walking down the jewish shower trail.

A horrifying racist message that can be heard very clearly by playing old records with the classic easter song "peter cottontail" backwards. Jesus, think of the children!

Lord save us from these demonic beasts.......

by da hood' October 10, 2004

jewish tailgating

When driving your automobile and another car keeps riding in your blind spot purposefully, or jewish tailgating you.

"Oh snap, that car keeps jewish tailgating me!"

by Evan Danals May 4, 2008