Swifties

A game that consists of jerking off as many times as you can in one hour. It is often played competitively when in High school or College but can also be played solo against your own personal record. It is generally based on the honor system but use of officials to judge and the requirement of evidence is not unheard of.

Teacher: So class, what did you do over the Christmas Break?

Student 1: Swifties 4! A new personal record

Student 2: Seriously?! 4 wow I barely got 3

Teacher: What are you guys talking about, what is Swifties?

Student 1: Uhh....it's a new video game

by Tvan12 December 4, 2009

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swiftness

pure awesomeness associated with uber-epic people.
phrase usually said by people on infomercials for home-fitness training equipment and exercize dvds.

lame guy on infomercial: FEEL THE SWIFTNESS

you sitting at home watching tv: *dialing* hi i'd like to order 16 copies, please.

by neilandbeatrice November 4, 2010

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the switch

In regions which require seasonal clothing, "the switch" is the act of switching out one season's clothes for another. It's very important not to do "the switch" too early or all the clothes you need will be in the basement, leaving you freezing or sweltering.

As Jane walked outside in her spring jacket into a blizzard, she realized she had make the switch too early.

by Beth Logan March 1, 2008

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taylor swift

Taylor Swift is a singer who sings "Our Song," one of the best songs to spam in forums, Ventrilo, chatrooms, etc.

Vent abuser: (blasting Taylor Swift)
Vent user1: STFU NOOB
Vent user2: WTF IS THIS DOLLY PARTON?!?!?!
Vent user3: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Vent user4: STFU AND DIE
Vent user5: IMA GET YOU BANNED NOOB

by joebob2 January 3, 2008

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