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Swamp ass

The term used for when your ass starts to sweat intensely. Swamp ass is a living nightmare. It makes your ass smell like you just sharted. It's gross, and is a reason to wipe your ass like you wipe your floors.
"Sat down with swamp ass for the entire day. Now every seat I sat on smells horrible."
"I feel you, man. I had a hot girl next to me once. Needless to say, swamp ass ruined everything."
by Pango456 April 29, 2019
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Swamp log

A used tampon stuck on the inside of a female's undies after she takes them off and leaves it.
She's pretty nasty . She pulled off her underwear, passed out, and left her swamp log next to the couch.
by Pony tank 69 April 4, 2021
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Tallahassee Swamp Footer

When a Male/Female gives a Male a foot job with athletes foot.
I think kristy wants to give me a Tallahassee Swamp Footer.
by N1T3AL November 29, 2020
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beer swamp kiss

verb: beer swamp kiss; 3rd person present: beer swamp kisses; past tense: beer swamp kissed; past participle: beer swamp kissed; gerund or present participle: beer swamp kissing
1.
touch with beer moistened lips by two or more Oklahoma born men as a sign of love, sexual desire, reverence, greeting, or freight train locomotion; usually causing a sweet and innocent, unsuspecting, angelic female Indiana resident, the rising of a "lady boner"
"Tucker beer swamp kissed Fuller on his taint, causing Jessica a lady boner."
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Swamp donkey

by Nfg promotions September 11, 2020
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Swamp Kitty

The adorable, long nosed, green and scaly carnivore and lives in swamps that everyone loves. It is adorable and a native to Florida and they are kinda silly but if you get one mad they will kill you
1. “My favorite animal is an alligator
2. “You mean the swamp kitty”
1. “Yeah you right
by Kim Jin Un October 29, 2020
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Swamp Donk

Goes with swass. When it is 100f outside and your manhood starts to stick to your leg.
It's sure hot out today, I'm getting quite the swamp donk!
by Yossarianl August 7, 2019
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